Shannon

Usually a chunnky guy, likes food, red hair, freckles and very pale. Despite people telling him he's fat, he believes he's not only very good looking but also very fast.

"Shannon Yo gimme a piece of that."

"I'm actually a good looking guy." (ugly)
"All the girls love me." (ugly)

by Patrice Drake June 5, 2019

Shannon

Someone who places a large penis strap on themselves and puts it in the area of a Josh and Matt

I got Shannon'd on shipping.

by Nightfury421 October 3, 2020

Shannon

A person who has big ta tas

That girl is a shannon

by Nuthouser January 2, 2021

Shannon

A word used by two stupid idiots as an inside joke over the course of many years

More like... Shannon

by RealPinwheel May 14, 2020

Shannon

A good and quiet person, most people with the name Shannon are short.

Hey Shannon why are you so quiet?

by TheBEAST1781 May 2, 2019

Shannon

A guy who loves to steal your money and has a lot of acne on his face. He likes to do stupid crap with his friends for attention. Will fall for casual fun with any girl. Shannon's also have a long history of simping even though the term simp was only created in 2020.

Guy: Omg my wallet is missing again
John: it was probably Shannon.

by StuCow September 5, 2020

Shannon

She might look like a beautiful and sweet, caring person, but they're a total whore and sleeps with every guy possible, claiming she's pan

She's hot!
Eww no that's Shannon

by FuckMeInTheAssWithYourThickCok June 18, 2017