beer shandy

A mix of Sprite or Coca-Cola with any beer to try and minimize the taste of the Beer

K- we only have beers
T- i don’t drink beer, can i get a water or something?
K- no let me just mix you up a Beer shandy

by maguyvahhh October 15, 2025

Knob shandy

A person who acts like a dick whilst jumping around in a flap(mood).

Stop acting like a knob shandy

by Flipflop83 July 26, 2021

Shandy

A handjob from a from a girl with a lisp or other speech impediment.

That girl from speech therapy class gave me a mean shandy.

by Steinerwoodwork April 23, 2018

Shandy

Shandy - When a person defecates in there hand and jerks off.

Tony I had slippery shandy last night bill, shessh.
Bill {Laughs} Was it from the curry we had at the curry leaf?

by 3rdeye.live December 23, 2018

Shitty Shandy

When someone urinates into your arsehole and it all leaks out into a glass

"Ben gave Charlie a shitty shandy last night"

by Joosh648 March 14, 2024

Big Man Shandy

The act of performing both a gigantic piss and a gigantic shit at the same time.

Sanjit: Hey Bob, you've sure got a spring in your step!

Bob: Well Sanjit, I just had a big man shandy, and I feel terrific!

Sanjit: Dude WTF

by Sir Jacob August 13, 2012

shandis

a south african slang tern for shit

"eish man my ex looked like shandis"

by anonymous May 16, 2022