slam shandy

Extraordinarily violent and british masturbation.

“Oi mate, I handied me-self a slam shandy and popped off me bloody nicker! There’s bloody blood everywhere!”

by Walroose September 19, 2021

Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.

Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.

by Ross1lung December 5, 2013

Shandy

Ngl she is the most beautiful woman on the whoooole planet.
Sometimes she's anxious about stupid situations but this girl has the kindest heart.
If you have any problem sis, Shandy will help you out. No matter what, she's gonna be there.

- Omg I wish I could be Shandy!
- Ikr! She's the hottest!!

by sziashandy November 21, 2021

Shandy

G5 player, swinging past your knees. scarborough babes are all dolled up hoping to see a shandy.

oh my god, this cunt is a full shandy.
his teeth are immaculate! He has a massive sword and is the 6th best painter I know. can’t wait to sleep with him from every woman in the house

by karrinyup kat March 18, 2022

shandy

smash or would smash

“id shandy him”
“same hes hot”

by iwouldshandythepeteacher December 15, 2022

shandis

a south african slang tern for shit

"eish man my ex looked like shandis"

by anonymous May 16, 2022

Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.

'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'

by jamiemayte June 9, 2022