shakespeares

a sexy female's thighs or legs (thy=thighs)

-"dude, check out that chick standing over there at the bus stop"
-"yeah, that shawty got some shakespeares on her"

by ChipsterJeron December 30, 2008

Shakespear

Shakespear - Wanker, Tosser:

Shakespear explained: As well as being the surname of a famous Playwright (William Shakespear), it is used as a double meaning to insult something, calling someone a Shakespeare is calling Someone who "shakes their spear" in other words plays with themself.

A Work of Shakespear - Wank stain (ejectulation)

Also can be a Macbeth, or a Hamlet or even a Romeo & Juliet

Guy 1: "Hey mate, quit being a Shakespear!"

Meaning: Stop being such a wanker.

Guy 1: "Do you remember Guy?"
Guy 2: "Guy, isn't he the Shakespear we went to school with?"
Guy 1: "Yeah that's him."

Meaning: Guy, isn't he the wanker we went to school with?

by Little Boy Death November 5, 2012

shakespearean

The powder you put into the tip of your penis

I ain't got time to Shakespearean anymore because it stopped hurting

by Shakespearean king March 6, 2014

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 22, 2006

shakespear the bed

to die, or stop working see shit the bed

My boat shakespeared the bed the other day.

by Sean September 22, 2004

Shakespearean question

the question of to be or not to be; the question of whether something exists or not.

It is not known whether the Higgs boson exists or not. It is a Shakespearean question, indeed

by uttam maharjan July 27, 2011

Shakespeareish

When someone is trying to speak in Shakespearean but just throws in a couple thou's and thines.

Dude1: What if thou sammich was thine only sammich?

Dude2: Umm, it would taste the same?

Dude1" Ahh yes, but in Shakespeareish it is thine only sammich!

Dude2: Yeah... in Shakespearean its also a sammich by any other name would taste as sweet... And this is a sub, so... still tasty.

by SirEvanJones February 16, 2010