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Sewer Platypus

Can describe either a male or female. It means you are a VERY dirty person, and you'll do almost anything for ANYONE. You like doing things often called inappropriate.
Female 1: "You know Jessica right?"

Female 2: "Yeah, why?"

Female 1: "She's a TOTAL sewer platypus, she brags about getting sleezy very easy..."

Female 2: "OMG"

Sewer bitch 

When a fat bitch can't fit down the sewer.
Guy: That teacher is a total Sewer Bitch!
Girl: Wow that teacher should really lay off dem chips.

sewer coon 

A girl so disgusting you wouldn't touch her with a 30 foot pole for fear of getting mange or rabies.
Downtown was beat last night. After 1am it was just sewer coons and we had to get the hell out of there.
sewer coon by Bassman12748 May 20, 2017

sewer asshole 

When a female or male has so much anal sex that their anus stays open for an extended period of time the name comes from the fact it can be compared to an open sewer hole.
guy 1- has Jenny let you do anal yet?
guy 2- yeah actually think I gave her sewer asshole
sewer asshole by zombie prepper August 10, 2017

sewer worker 

Sex Slang, Derogatory,

A person who takes pleasure in anal sex.
Example 1. "A friend of mine shown me a sewer worker movie." A more safe for work description of a scat movie.

Example 2. "She only let you in her back door? She made a you a sewer worker out of you."
sewer worker by Fractious1 November 26, 2017

sewer waffle 

Soggy waffle, but there is only one winner. The winner is he who first ejaculates, and exretes droppings unto the waffle. The losing players have to season the waffle with foreskin, and then split it into equal slices.
Man, i just lost in sewer waffle, it was worth it though.