Hello Sevens

A woke greeting for a group. If you need to look up the definition, you should feel ashamed and consider sensitivity training.

Hello Sevens, why are you looking at me like I am unexpected?

by Woke_as_a_Joke August 24, 2022

Greg Swenson

Another known name of “Jesus Christ”.
Commonly forgotten in the New Testament.

“Greg Swenson”

by dontbuyfrompairchief September 26, 2022

Frank Semens

When a senior male sets his penis in a hotdog bun to resemble a Franks Hotdog and a female sucks on the “hotdog” until the male ejaculates. The female then proceeds to snowball the male.

“Dude I just did a Frank Semens with this hot chick last night, it was great until the ending”

by bham69420 December 27, 2022

trombone sewerslides

A euphemism for trombone suicides used by some schools because the school/district feels using the word suicide in casual conversation is insensitive.
Often shortened to just sewerslides.

Band director to class: Trombones. Your going to learn how to do trombone sewerslides and do them at the football game without offing your classmates.
Student: Why don't we say suicides?
Band director: Because the office doesn't like it when we use that word.

by BrenUnderPar July 11, 2025

Suit Your Sevens

To fight in physical aggression. "Shoot" is pronounced like "Suit" to convey a Northern US accent. The number can be changed to how "hype" you think the target is. Refering to the slang term "I'm on 10" or "I'm on 7".

"Okay, then suit your nines since you wanna fight me so bad"

"We can suit your twos whenever"

"Get up and suit your sevens then!"

by whatevayoufeelb July 21, 2014

Law of Sevens

The theory that when asked to rate something on a scale 1-10, people disproportionately answer "7." Most common in rating people's appearance but applies to all facets of life.

Tony: She's cute -- probably a 7 out of 10.
Jack: Are you sure you're not succumbing to the Law of Sevens?
Tony: You're right, I'd say she's an 8.

by Blue Collar Bandit February 4, 2022