serial monogamist

A person who enjoys long-term, loving, exclusive relationships almost as much as they enjoy keeping all their money and stuff.

Brad: That's a really nice bass boat, Ryan. I had to sell mine during the divorce.
Ryan: Sorry, bud. You really need to try being a serial monogamist.

by inew April 1, 2015

serial monogamy

A practice by which a person experiences a large number of short-lived romantic relationships or "flings." Those engaged in this practice probably have had numerous sexual partners but have not engaged in cheating or infideloutous behavior.

People engaged in serial monogamy use it as a tool to avoid marriage and any other long term commitments and could be labeled "commitment phobes."

by [e-mail] August 3, 2007

serial fucker

It's like a {serial killer}, except instead of {murder}, it's someone who likes to have {sexual relations} in the same places, positions, {fetishes}, and other unique and specific preferences.

Johnny is a serial fucker because he always has {anal sex} in the shower with his shirt on.

by snowing down under November 14, 2011

Serial scruff

the stubble of a incoming beard when one already has a goatee

making you look like a serial killer

My face = serial scruff

by SketchyPeenutt December 9, 2009

serial dater

A person who goes on a series of first dates.

Said person typically does so for no other purpose than to go on a first date and often has no intention of going on a second.

I am what you call a “serial dater.” This means that I regularly go out with strangers for the purpose of entertainment. I date strangers the way some people watch films or read books: like sport.

by thestrangergame May 21, 2012

Serial Adder

Blogs or online journals created for the sole purpose of adding thousands of people to their friends-list. Their reasons differ from creator to creator, but they almost always spark a negative reaction from people who're being added

On livejournal: iaddubcuzican

by _plasticcastle April 11, 2004

serial entrepreneur

Serial entrepreneur is synonymous with scammer and fraud. Most people who refer to themselves as "serial entrepreneurs" have in reality had a long career in pulling scams and frauds, usually on the internet, and usually involving various activities spread out around multiple aliases, fake identities and shell company structures. Usually involves spam, scams, fake dating sites, fake porn sites, banging credit cards with unauthorized charges, malware, spyware, adware, ransomware and other nefarious scams. When someone tells you they are a "serial entrepreneur", you should tightly clutch your wallet and run away as fast as you can.

"Hi, I'm a serial entrepreneur and angel investor", said Dave to his family asking where he gets all his money, even though Dave is really a spammer, scammer, credit-card-banging, serial fraudster operating under a dozen fake identities with no connections to any legitimate companies.

by Mr Lannister October 30, 2019