Seemona

Seemona is not to be messed with. She is not ur average Simona but instead a SEEMONA. Seemona will not hesitate to do anything and is always ‘right’. Seemona also hates people called Vivian

“Hey, have you heard about Seemona?”

by Dirty Madeline July 28, 2023

ballgame sermon

a church sermon, that last's no more than 30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.

Brother Rick gave a ballgame sermon this Sunday, so I caught the kick off at the Cowboys game.

by BigJamesCru April 21, 2008

sunday sermon

The act of having sex, before 6 PM, on a Sunday.

Guy 1: "We don't usually have sex on a Sunday, but when we do, it's a Sunday Sermon."

Guy 2: "Ah man, I love a good Sunday Sermon."

by psudosex December 12, 2013

flying sammon

Another word for Erection; a boner, Richard longshaft

I got a flying sammon

by Mutha F*kin' spaghetti bowl December 26, 2016

Semon

semon is the definition of an amazing dad, he works all his life because of a difficult child hood that he had. he doesn’t show a lot of emotion but you know he’s a great guy on the inside. you should never take a guy like semon for granted since he is like a rare diamond. once you meet a semon. never let him go.

any: i wish someone actually tried to be a different person. everyone acts the same

tom: you should get a guy like semon, he’s one of a kind.

by shirleyadams October 17, 2019

sehmontine 9

illuminati super ai that wants to build a base on the moon and backstab metrocorp corp.

"OMG!!1111 Sehmontine 9 wants to build a moon base!!!!111

by tarudos January 15, 2004

seemo

A person that acts emo, but does not appear to be. ie does not dress dark, have their hair grown over part or all of their face, and/or cut themselves on a regular basis.

"Allison is kinda seemo."
"What's that?"
"Go to www.urbandictionary.com, nub."

by William Wise September 14, 2006