Secondary Invitation

When a friend invites you to a certain event that they were invited to, but you were not.

Hey, do you want to go to Jack's bonfire with me?

Is that a secondary invitation?

by OJneg May 31, 2010

Secondary Circuit

An American Pop Punk/Rock Band

Secondary Circuit was awesome at last night's show.

by Remembereffect December 11, 2019

Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.

Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.

by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021

Secondary Savior

Secondary Savior

When your jacking off to porn and about to blow your wad, the video unexpectedly comes to and end.

You cannot release your cockus for fear of wasting a good nutt, you quickly jump into action via rolling onto your side and reaching with your non dominant hand to press the space bar on the keyboard to save yourself from a bad nutt.

1. "Aw Fuck just my luck, I was about to jizz to Alexas Texas and the video just abruptly stopped, what a waste of a good nutt"
-"I should have used my Secondary Savior"

2. TABITHA: "Did you notice something about Mike? He lost his arm in a motorcycle accident. Tbh it's kind of hot, he must feel like if he can live through that, he can conquer the world."

SARAH: "Looks can be deceiving, he just lost his Secondary Savior.

by Yale Literary Definition Inc. November 30, 2022

Cranbourne secondary

A place to learn nothing and be harassed beatin and robbed buy the “eshays”

Hey look the police are everywhere it must be a police station oh never mind it’s Cranbourne secondary

by Wenis toucher October 12, 2019

british secondary school

British secondary school is the highlight of any brits school years. We have the annoying year 7’s who don’t know where anything is, the year 8’s glad that they aren’t year 7’s anymore, the year 9’s are as annoying as the year 7’s, then year 10 actually stressing out because they haven’t revised and the top tier year 11’s just trying to pass their GCSE’s and are extremely over secondary school. Let’s not forget the walking wotsits, the Chavs, the road men and the horse girls. All ICONIC in a different way, (especially with the horse girls munching away in the corner eating the bucket of hay her mum packet for her). Anyways first thing you know letters are going home about knits and the next week your having an assembly about someone vandalising the toilets. But one things for sure......you ain’t gonna find out who did it.

Thing 1: Do you remember that creepy IT teacher we had in year 7?
Thing 2: Oh yeah the one that always put his had over the girls hands to “direct” the mouse.
Thing 1: Yeah well yesterday I found out he got fired for getting to close to the P.E. Teacher.
Thing 2: *sighs* Only in british secondary school.

by raniaaghaxX August 23, 2020

Heatley Secondary College

Heatley Secondary College is a fucked up school that doesn’t care about their students’ education nor their lives. I’m fact the teachers only do it for the money to pay their apartment bills. Fights happen every week if you have not seen how the students fight good, it’s a waste of time. If you go to heatley Secondary college you are simply an automatic disappointment.

“Heatley Secondary College is the most shit school!”

by Heatley March 13, 2021