seat burner

The act of farting in a chair and producing a loud fart.

he is 100% guilty of unleashing that seat burner.

by marco28793 June 16, 2022

Seat Hogging

Something that is done on a public train, bus, tram, etc... It is the act of one person finding two free seats, sitting down on one of the seats and placing their bag on the other seat to try and deter other people from sitting down. It is often seen as quite rude and selfish when people are hogging two seats. The main motive is mainly because some people feel uncomfortable about a stranger sat in a very close proximity to them which is understandable but not much that can be done when busy though, better than people standing up.

How dare that kid place a bag onto that seat when the train is this busy. That's seat hogging for you.

by LordJenal December 6, 2022

seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair

omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.

by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023

Seat Snarf

A person who goes to bicycle races for the sole purpose of sniffing the bike seats.

Be careful with thay James guy. I hear he's a seat snarf.

by Reverend Gibs June 11, 2023

Seat Pickle

A dildo with a suction cup, primarily used when sitting on a hard chair.

Did Rachel forget the Seat Pickle? I can’t sit on the hard restaurants booths without one.

by Ruckus Rawson September 11, 2023

seat time

The time an angler sits on a boat (or bank) sport fishing.

Though it's Winter and cold, I still manage to get in some seat time. Fishing is my passion!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2024

Seat Snake

A seat snake is someone who snatches someone's seat when the original seat owner leaves to ex.) use the bathroom, get a drink, etc.

Person 1: Oh my god what a fun party. Its so fun, but I'm going to get another drink.
Person 2: Oh wow seat snake! *Snatches the person's seat.*
Person 1: Wow you are such a seat snake it's not even funny.

by AVeryStrongGaydar March 3, 2024