Occurs during the winter when a bear, most commonly of the grizzly or kodiak family, needs to find a nice warm cozy spot to take a several month long nap. What separates this special type of hibernation from the usual kind is that this bear finds a ridiculously floppy va-jay-jay and crawls inside it for the duration of the cold months.
Tom: Hey did you see Patty walk by? It looks like she's put on about 400 pounds in the pelvic region!
Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.
Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009
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Scro-ti-ous;
From the Latin Scrot, Scrotum, or Ball Sack in English.
Definition;
Behavior befitting of one who thinks solely with their nether regions.
A mind set worse than the worst kind of bad.
A state of affairs with a dismal outlook.
The worst possible example of the matter in question.
From the Latin Scrot, Scrotum, or Ball Sack in English.
Definition;
Behavior befitting of one who thinks solely with their nether regions.
A mind set worse than the worst kind of bad.
A state of affairs with a dismal outlook.
The worst possible example of the matter in question.
Usage;
Rebecca Black's single, "Friday" is scrotious!
The meal was scrotious!
Tommy scrotiously approached Ebonee, who was quietly sitting at the bar.
Rebecca Black's single, "Friday" is scrotious!
The meal was scrotious!
Tommy scrotiously approached Ebonee, who was quietly sitting at the bar.
by Antiddote August 5, 2011
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Sarah: You know that new Scottish kid? He Scottish Bagpiped me SO hard last night.
Jessica: Oh my god yah, he Scottish bagpiped me in the ass!
Sarah: The weird thing was he actually played a song too.
Jessica: Ya he's a dirty fuck if you ask me.
Jessica: Oh my god yah, he Scottish bagpiped me in the ass!
Sarah: The weird thing was he actually played a song too.
Jessica: Ya he's a dirty fuck if you ask me.
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ex. "Dave" im goner bugger you sam
ex. "sam" smash my wee ass I travelled to England for a living wage. freedom im just a wee porridge wog bugger me sexy .
ex. "Dave" im goner bugger you sam
ex. "sam" smash my wee ass I travelled to England for a living wage. freedom im just a wee porridge wog bugger me sexy .
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Last night I gave my girl the scottish teabag.
Last night I gave my girl the scottish teabag.
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