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Scottish Hibernation

Occurs during the winter when a bear, most commonly of the grizzly or kodiak family, needs to find a nice warm cozy spot to take a several month long nap. What separates this special type of hibernation from the usual kind is that this bear finds a ridiculously floppy va-jay-jay and crawls inside it for the duration of the cold months.
Tom: Hey did you see Patty walk by? It looks like she's put on about 400 pounds in the pelvic region!

Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009
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Scottish Haircut

The result of losing some of your hair after a bullet goes through your hair but narrowly misses your head.
Good thing that sniper had terrible aim he merely gave me a scottish haircut.
by horny4alligators September 11, 2010
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Scrotious

Scro-ti-ous;

From the Latin Scrot, Scrotum, or Ball Sack in English.

Definition;

Behavior befitting of one who thinks solely with their nether regions.

A mind set worse than the worst kind of bad.

A state of affairs with a dismal outlook.

The worst possible example of the matter in question.
Usage;

Rebecca Black's single, "Friday" is scrotious!

The meal was scrotious!

Tommy scrotiously approached Ebonee, who was quietly sitting at the bar.
by Antiddote August 5, 2011
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scrotisserie

An appliance with a rotating spit for roasting and barbecuing pouches of testicle skin.
I'm going to put your balls in the scrotisserie if you don't STFU.
by Taisen July 23, 2015
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Scottish Bagpipe

The act of ejaculating into a bagpipe and shoving it down a woman's esophagus or anal cavity with great force while attempting to play a song on the instrument.
Sarah: You know that new Scottish kid? He Scottish Bagpiped me SO hard last night.
Jessica: Oh my god yah, he Scottish bagpiped me in the ass!
Sarah: The weird thing was he actually played a song too.
Jessica: Ya he's a dirty fuck if you ask me.
by xXx_Nut_Meme_xXx November 30, 2016
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scottish dekko sam

A man who works in a low brow job as an economic migrant well having sexual interest in and older disabled man

ex. "Dave" im goner bugger you sam
ex. "sam" smash my wee ass I travelled to England for a living wage. freedom im just a wee porridge wog bugger me sexy .
freedom " other than my wee ass im Scottish dekko sam"
by rRIGHT TO BUYr August 31, 2018
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scottish teabag

A sex position where the woman does a headstand and the man stands over her, holding her pussylips open and gently dips his testicles in and out.
Hey Peter whats the freakiest tging you've done in bed?

Last night I gave my girl the scottish teabag.
by DaAraric September 1, 2019
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