A dangerous weapon of mass destruction. Usually used to cut thin processed parts of trees. Because scissors are shiny and silver they are sharp, shiny, objects used to attract stupid people.
by Scissors February 12, 2005
Get the scissors mug.A variation of "shiver me timbers," a common pirating term, screamed by women during lesbian lovemaking. The term refers to their interlocking legs, which are often spread at an angle similar to open scissors.
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The action of a german porn star as he prepares to fist a woman. (either anal or vaginal). the action of the scissors to penetrate, the paper to lubricate and the stone to penetrate.
My twat is as lose as a wizards sleeve afer i played scissors paper stone with Ilja the german porn star
by andrew james robertson esq. May 17, 2003
Get the scissors paper stone mug.A sexual maneuver where “Edward” simultaneously gives the shocker to two girls so that he resembles Johnny Depp's character Edward Scissorhands in the 1990 movie of the same name.
Additional flair can be added by reciting quotes from the movie during the act such as, “I thought this was shish kabob.”
Advanced practitioners may also employ Sven’s technique of “cross-pollination” by swapping hands between girls, thus transferring pollen from an anther of the flower of one plant to a stigma of the flower of another plant.
Additional flair can be added by reciting quotes from the movie during the act such as, “I thought this was shish kabob.”
Advanced practitioners may also employ Sven’s technique of “cross-pollination” by swapping hands between girls, thus transferring pollen from an anther of the flower of one plant to a stigma of the flower of another plant.
Chris should order extra round pillows for his room at the Marriott, so that he can invite two girls back and go Edward Scissorhands on them.
by dismal_scientist August 1, 2006
Get the edward scissorhands mug.A scissorfight is when two lesbians arrange themselves in such away as to make contact with their vaginas and then proceed to stimulate each other by grinding their pelvises together.
by Antagony December 20, 2003
Get the scissorfight mug.1. A flawed method of reasoning which states that if one thing can beat another, and that second thing can beat another thing, then the first thing can beat the third. In reality there are far too many factors involved for that to be consistantly true. It is ironicly named after the popular game of rock-paper-scissors which is a clear example of how it is faulty.
"Well, Link is powerful enough to defeat Ganon and Ganon was powerful enough to conquer Hyrule, so Link could conquer Hyrule too!" "No way. Stop using rock-paper-scissors logic."
by Zaenos June 24, 2006
Get the rock-paper-scissors logic mug.A game in which people under the legal drinking age play in dire situations where they NEED to get drunk quick. Involving a normal game of rock-paper-scissors, where the winner takes a shot of whatever liquor they can get their hands on.
Nicki: Prom is tonight, and the Limo driver wont let us drink on the way there
David: Well lets just hit up some Rock-Paper-Scissors-Drink after we take pictures and get in the Limo already shwasted.
Nicki: Chillennahhh
David: Well lets just hit up some Rock-Paper-Scissors-Drink after we take pictures and get in the Limo already shwasted.
Nicki: Chillennahhh
by Tyrone Demery February 1, 2009
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