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Customer Satisfaction Campaign

Term now used by automakers (Toyota) in an attempt to dress-up what is actually yet another RECALL of their vehicles due to MALFUNCTIONING components caused by SUBPAR manufacturing practices and INEFFECTIVE quality assurance procedures.
Prius owner: "OMG Toyota is awesome; they contacted me to participate in a Customer Satisfaction Campaign. I am so happy to be a Toyota owner! They take such good care of me!"
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."
by Nottanotherecall December 2, 2010
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mekalathuru sathish

Sathish is a Gaaju payan and Sathish is a Baadu payan and Sathish is a Paithiyam and Sathish is a Punda mavan
Mekalathuru Sathish is a sexiest man
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Samish

Someone who is very self-centered. Especially pertaining to an adult who behaves like they are the center of the universe.
One Thanksgiving guest was behaving in a very samish manner by going on and on about how their mashed potatoes are much better than those being served.
by Boston Massacre November 1, 2010
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SATIS

When things are OK. Not great but not shitty either. Short for satisfactory but shortened for ease of speech or writing.
Used in F700's to denote a functional check was satisfactory.
Can be shortened to "S", which also stands for serviceable.

Pretty much, if things are ticking along as wanted, or advertised, then you are "SATIS"
Aaron: Hey Malky, how are you?

Malky: SATIS.

Aaron: Sweet.

Also

Functional check of RADAR carried out, "SATIS".
by NZAP 9041 November 23, 2011
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self-satisfaction

Noun.
The act of giving oneself pleasure, usually in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. The occasional thumb inserted into one's anal canal also applies.
Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction whilst looking in the bathroom mirror.
by Lennythebear September 18, 2016
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satisfy my pen

to bring pleasure to someone's pen(is)
When my girlfriend came over, I asked her if she would please satisfy my pen.
by Rob Dietrich April 15, 2004
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satisfier

A noun for an unknown object that knowingly or unknowingly satisfies people in various circumstances
That night Miguel really knew how to use his satisfier
by Summer Summit July 29, 2011
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