SATs

A series of tests done in Year 6 in England.

Person 1: Hey how SATs revision going?
Person 2: REVISION?!?!?!?!?

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 28, 2022

SATS

A torture device that college students need to use. (It's really just a hard test)

Jimmy: Why are you sad, man?
Tom: I had to take the SATS.
Jimmy: I know how you feel.

by SuperDuckwithpucks April 1, 2019

sat the moment

1. Embracing the moment to the fullest possible extent.
2. The misspelled version of "atm" (at the moment) as "stm"

I'm usually a '3-minute passion' person, so I try to sat the moment as much as possible before I am no longer interested

by nuclearwinter January 28, 2015

Sat On Sunscreen

A person that eats the toilet water & pisses in the sink. Rarely showers, but when they do, they curb stomp their shit into the drain and spit into the soap bottles.

Wow, Sat On Sunscreen smells like inbetween my grandmothers teeth

by InCappedYourAss July 13, 2019

SAT

The test that asians are good at and you aren't cuz you aren't asian.

Asian: I just took the SAT and got a 1520.

Non-Asian: Giga-chad asian

by -meaningless- March 3, 2023

Sat Nav Racing

The sport of getting to your destination quicker than suggested by your Sat Nav

Me and me mate Dave drove up the coast for the weekend and did a bit of Sat Nav Racing. Dave beat his personal record by 2 minutes. He was well chuffed.

by Sceoig August 14, 2010

Shoulda sat there and ate your food

you should have shut up instead of opening you mouth to say something I was gonna shut you down to.

me: says smth
tom: thats why ur grades are low
me: embarassed cos he said the truth\
tom:... yea... shoulda sat there and ate your food...

by don@MIT December 5, 2023