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jelly sandwhich

a jelly sandwhich is a term used to define both a pointless spreading of gelatinous goo over bread or to eat out a chick while she's on her period
WTF dude, u ate my jelly sandwhich!

That chick tried to lemme have a jelly sandwhich the stupid whore.
by glen March 7, 2005
mugGet the jelly sandwhichmug.

Obama Grilled Cheese Sandwhich

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My arteries won't stand it
I'll feel like shit, won't ham it.

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand it

And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
Mmmmmm...

No, really..
I can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich.
Or I'm gonna get a heart attack!
I'm trying to control my cravings and calorie intake,
y-you know what this sh_t does to me.

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My calories won't stand this
My stomach will reject it!

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My cravings, I can't stand it!!
I NEED TO EAT THIS SANDWICH!!

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich

My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
by puxffy January 9, 2023
mugGet the Obama Grilled Cheese Sandwhichmug.

Really? Get My Sandwhich!

You use this to make a person shut up and go away.

"Hey, I got an A on this paper!"
"Really?...Get My Sandwhich!"
by Ceci May 11, 2004
mugGet the Really? Get My Sandwhich!mug.
A vagina that resembles a grilled cheese sandwhich.
I was about to eat that bitch out but when I got down there i spread her lips apart.... it was like a god damn grilled cheese sandwhich, man!
by Bryan November 19, 2004
mugGet the Grilled Cheese Sandwhich Pussymug.
(RaFeStoner_420) aka jerry making a PB& Jelly Jerry Doggie Sandwhich for breakfast
by Bot_Ops June 19, 2019
mugGet the PB& Jelly Jerry Doggie Sandwhichmug.

Waffle Ice Cream Sandwhich Kaboom

When A young girl is pancaked in between two middle aged men. Taking it in the ass and mouth at the same time. Often ends with Yelling and sperm. Try it.
Man, I cant believe that Nicole Was part of the Waffle Ice Cream Sandwhich Kaboom with mr.D and mr.T!
mugGet the Waffle Ice Cream Sandwhich Kaboommug.

cum sandwhich

When you cum so hard you cum into a jar. You pull out some bread and put the cum in the bread. You eat the sandwich with some apple juice on the side.
by Fuck shit hole November 1, 2020
mugGet the cum sandwhichmug.

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