bag salmon

An airline passenger moving in the opposite direction of deplaning passengers to retrieve baggage from an overhead space.

Upon deplaning in Chicago, Bob said to his friend Heather, “Why don’t the bag salmon just wait for the airplane to clear out a bit before going after their bags toward the rear?”

by LobsterKiller55 November 29, 2014

sexual salmon

A good center cut piece of salmon that is bought for a significant other, lady friend or Pirate Hooker. With the intentions of having a mind blowing time in a Motel 6 hotel room.

I could tell Tina was enjoying the sexual salmon but something told me it was going to take more.

by Metalandcinnamonrolls November 15, 2018

Simple Simon

A stupid motherfucker.

"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.

by HoneyBadger612 December 7, 2018

Slimy Simon

The act of bathing yourself in sexual lubricant and proceeding to slide around the floor.

Aye boys, you coming around to slimy Simon this afternoon?

by Lutanint dan September 22, 2020

Simone

Simone is a bad ass bitch and hella fine. She is short, brown hair, brown skin, and fiioooonnne!!!!!! Every guy wants her because she's tough and cute what else can you ask for in a girl. She's is a very private person though she knows how to fight and will protect all of her friends guys or girls she will fight you so run!!!!! A Simone has a split personality she can be the goofer of the century but wen its time to get serious she get serious. A Simone is literally the best person to be friends with

guy 1: Simone so mean but fine

guy 2: Yeah it so weird

by Her BFFF December 20, 2018

Salmonite

Any man who hates his own gender and believes that women, or anything female or feminine in nature is superior to men, or anything masculine or male. They think men are virtually worthless, abnormal weirdos with no character. They may go to somewhat extreme measures by threatening men who dare say anything contrary to their beliefs.

Kevin believes that women are perfect and can do no wrong. When another man in his ward got in an argument with a young woman and called her on her wrong doing and rude behavior, he got very angry and sent the young man to his office. Mr. Salmon proceeded to threaten to rip out the young man's throat if he didn't stop and even called the police. He banished the young man from the ward after berating him, and never wanted to see him again. That ward is infected with a salmonite bishop.

by BHart October 19, 2008

simon kaggwa njala

The sole saviour of heterosexuality, often interviewing random gays at his own news show.

- Why are you gay?
- who says I'm gay?
- you are gay!

by simon kaggwa njala (2012)

by ireallylovemelons May 17, 2021