Swimming lessons on the penis

to learn how to use the penis better

Dam Chelsea's good! She doesn't need swimming lessons on the penis because she already had them.

by Marc Nucum September 13, 2006

swimming in the yellow bitch

having sex with an asian woman

I am swimming in the yellow bitch, in the red 911 looking devilish. - Means a person has sex with an asian woman in a red porsche 911 car.

by vdubb1 December 27, 2011

swimming with dolphins

Getting High off of exsatcy.

What are you doing this weekend ?
Hanging out with Ashley and going swimming with dolphins.

by B333 December 8, 2007

Swimming in the pussy

An ironic way of referring to someone who is NOT swimming in pussy. Usually referring to anyone who looks like they have no idea what a vagina looks like.

John: Yo, nerd alert...he must be swimming in the pussy.

Will: Cut him some slack man.

John: Doesn't help that he's dressed like a cast member from star trek...

swimming pussy

by Allen Wildhorse April 27, 2010

swimming around inside somebody's mouth

A phrase used to define the weather in the southern United States. Typically hot and very humid.

Damn, it's so hot today in Tennessee its like swimming around inside somebody's mouth.

by The White Chocolate March 18, 2007

swimming shit

usually refers to:
1) feces in a toilet duly supplied with water

less usually refers to:
2) a despicable indidual who either practices natation as a sport or happens to be approaching the oberserver through waters deep enough to make snorkeling possible
3) an unfortunate event that unsurpisingly lands on the observer, very much in the guise of a floating exrement haunting a British bather at sea

Hey mate, look at that swimming shit (of mine)!

Now, ain't that dude a real swimmin' shit?

I wonder how you could not see this swimming shit coming...

by swimminshid November 6, 2013

Swimming with whales

the act of plowing a porker, may lead to bodily injury, inadvertant victim of canabalism or shame when your friends find out.

My vacation was awesome, but swimming with whales is dangerous

by elsucioSEANchez March 31, 2010