Swiftie independence day

May 30th

Commemorates the day that taylor swift bought back all of her albums that were stolen by scooter braun in 2019. In other words this is the day that she owned all her work again.

Wake up, it's swiftie independence day! Get the balloons

by intestinetickling June 1, 2025

Swifty

A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.

Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."

by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021

swiftie

A basic white bitch obsessed with Taylor Swift. Also a fucking idiot.

Person A: What's 1+1?
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....😜
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!

by jjjjhhhhhhh111122333 September 21, 2023

Swiftie

The definition of a Swiftie is simply someone who is obsessed with Taylor Swift, who would probably sell their siblings off in the black market to get tickets to Taylor Swift’s concert, knows her song after hearing 2 seconds of it and if someday had kids would tell them her name when they point to the pictures.

They’re such a Swiftie for that

by Speaknowisunderrated January 10, 2023

Swifties

Consists of some racist and pathetic white stans of Taylor Swift. Obviously not all of them are like this, but many are. It’s concerning. The non-racist and non-pathetic swifties are the nicest and most funny crackheads. Fuck the other big majority tho. Learn what respect is, will help you a lot in life.

Swifties unprovoked mocked another artist again, while the nice ones were enjoying Taylor’s music, as they should.

by RealityCheck1.0 November 7, 2020

swiftie

someone who loves taylor alison swift. usually hates kanye west, john mayer, jake gyllenhaal, and scooter braun. probably cries a lot and is depressed. we all know you don’t relate to lover

“hey do you like taylor swift?”

“yeah im a huge swiftie!”

by dnfstories4u January 20, 2023

Swiftie

Someone whos obsessed with taylor swift and wont shut up about it

Swiftie: “taylor swifts music is so good, shes such an awesome person and im never gonna stop talking about her, and if you disagree with me im gonna hate you, and it means you hate women which will get you cancelled by me and my taylor swift-“

Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”

by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025