anus scabs

waking up with a red and inflamed asshole, bleeding like crazy and driping with seamen, scabs will apear and bleed randomly generally caused by shane O'reilly

(guy1) dude wtf your ass is bleeding

(guy2) yeah i have "anus scabs"

(guy1) omg eww how?

(guy2) shane O'reilly slept over

(guy1) omg what a anal scabber

by captin cum shoot February 18, 2011

The Utah throat swab

The Utah throat swab is similar to the regular throat swab accept When you insert you dick into your partners throat, you try to go as deep as you can while grasping the base. with a clockwise motion swab the throat while reassuring your partner that you’re a doctor of some kind.

Don’t worry baby, I have a PhD in astrology and the utah throat swab is perfectly safe.

by gunthar June 24, 2011

swabee

1) One who swabs the deck or mops the floor.

2) A low-ranking sailor in the U.S. Navy.

"Hey swabee, get over here and polish this fancy work!"

or

"They don't call you swabee for nothing, now get to work on my decks!"

by Justin Kolenc December 9, 2007

Poon swab

The cleaning of a womans vagina with a Q-tip; Often used as an insult.

Me:Shawn you are such a poonswab.
Shawn:Poon swabby!!

by Jessica & Ashley August 28, 2005

cock swab

The act of swabbing the cock against many household items and food stuffs to gain revenge.

Hector cock swabbed the Pal supervisor's chicken knees and pizza bagel.

by dirty sanchez July 1, 2003

Swagsters

A level up from hipster status.Swagsters always roll in pairs, never alone. Swagsters wear Toms, Hipster Glasses, Matching Superhero tshirts, have sweet dreads, love cupcakes and singing to adele and ghost patrol.

Person 1: Wow! Im so surprised Jonathan and lili are hipsters!

Person 2: dude! stfu! they aren't hipsters, they have swag! They Are swagsters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: oh my bad, i'll go jump through a window now.

by Swagtasticmacdaddy November 14, 2011

anal swab

Pertaining to a guy who steals other peoples calls and uses it on them and claims credit for the calls. What dick thing to do. Yes Guy, im talking to you.

Guy Manton AKA the "Mc stooge" Theif of the payout "anal swab"

by Ma Nigga August 14, 2006