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Sucking the Days Dick

A term used when your day has transformed you into being a whore. This usually involves a day at the office, school or any undesirable place the you're commited to being at. While at one of these undesirable places you are constantly trying to please others with no sense of belonging or gratitude for your accomplishments.
Bob: Hey man! Let's go hang out and watch the ball game this afternoon...

Scott: I can't dude! I'm stuck here at the office sucking the days dick!
by Daywalker0623 August 22, 2011
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A dick worth sucking

Basically what you say when you agree with a point of view/an attitude that's been expressed/adopted by someone. It means they are worthy of (your) praise. Can be said about a man, a woman, anyone really.
Chick #1 : I think Ronaldo is better than Messi, he just is the GOAT, everyone should accept it, number speak louder than anything Leosexuals could say

Chick #2 : Hun, they can't be compared, they play at different posts, Ronaldo is muscle and hard work ethic, Messi is natural talent, and frankly, they can coexist, I would even say they are complementary, like some sort of Ying and Yang.

Chick #3 : Wow, a dick worth sucking
by maryjanehoelland May 30, 2019
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Sucking your own dick

Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"
by Kiro Osex XIII July 4, 2016
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sucking my own dick

When one promotes themselves repeatedly in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but sucking your own dick is a more humble way to admit it.
J: We should do the bowl skit for the show.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.
by chubop October 3, 2016
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Sucking a Ghost dick

At a state of utter fatigue, when your neck becomes rubber and your head bobs forward as you try and stay awake. Essentially, sucking a ghost dick.
"Damn, Jack totally got a video of me sucking a ghost dick last night."
by KGriz November 20, 2016
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sucking Hitler's dick

colloquial phrase. Indicates the worst of something. Nothing could ever be worse than sucking Hitler's dick. If the idea of sucking dick isn't unpleasant to you, then bringing pleasure to a mass murdering egomaniac hopefully is. The phrase can be expanded upon to give extra emphasis of just how terrible by describing the size, sweatiness, or that he'd eaten asparagus and came in your mouth without warning you first.
"This party is really sucking Hitler's dick."

"I totally sucked Hitler's dick on that test, why did I even bother taking it."

"Last week's workload sucked Hitler's salty, sweaty dick. And it's a huge cock... then he sprayed his Arian jizz in my eye."
by nukespike October 1, 2011
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sucking my own dick

When one repeatedly promotes themselves in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but it serves as a more humble way of saying it.
J: We should use my idea.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.
by chubop October 3, 2016
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