NOUN (ˈstȯrm ˈbō-nər) A storm boner occurs when a bolt of lightning or crash of thunder strikes in your close proximity causing you to become aroused by said lightning strike or thunder crash.
Sean: Is this rain ever going to stop?
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.
by Baron Von Berpinfartz October 29, 2013
Aka the Facebook weather police. They moan their asses off when it's too hot and totally piss their pants during a thunderstorm. "OMG it's raining outside"...You don't need a Facebook weatherman to tell you which way the wind is blowing!
by Dunney Boy July 04, 2015
A period of general crabbiness varying in intensity from cold shoulders to tantrums and destructiveness. May be caused by stress or depression. These too shall pass and the sun will shine again.
"He didn't respond to my friendly greeting." "Well, he's been going through some crabby storms since the holidays."
by duubledig December 14, 2013
To create a scam, or defraud somebody through an existing scam for financial gain. As in, "pull a stormpay".
"They said the Prince of Nigeria would hook me up, but once I sent the fee they pulled a storm-pay!"
"We all chipped in $50 to guy starting the Save The Kittens and Rainbows charity, then he up and pulled a storm-pay on us!"
"We all chipped in $50 to guy starting the Save The Kittens and Rainbows charity, then he up and pulled a storm-pay on us!"
by Sumguy79 June 30, 2006
Code name for the Soviet Unions documented, pre-planned invasion of eastern europe, and more specifically, Germany.
"The Soviets are gonna hit Germany based on the Red Storm."
"If that dude hits him, he'll get hit by a red storm."
"If that dude hits him, he'll get hit by a red storm."
by Bondarenko April 07, 2005
The raiding of freshman dorms on a college campus by students several years older in search of sexual activity or friendly acquaintances.
by kaiser206 May 23, 2007
The Canadian equivalent of "making it rain"--throwing loonie ($1) and toonie ($2) coins as tips. May cause injury to performers.
by ocanada December 31, 2011