Stitch Up

To skilfully and surgically pass a large amount of work onto someone who hasn't requested the work or the responsibility.

The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.

Nick had one goal, and that was to make sure he didn't end up with any tasks to manage. He needed to stitch up someone fast. Luckily for Nick, Matt was unprepared for the verbal tirade of professional compliments in the opening minutes of the meeting that made him a certainty to take the lead and workload.

by Arsebadger November 02, 2015

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stitch up

to take care of, finish, attend to.

"L. Bob Rife was interested in cosmic exploration mostly because his media empire had the earth pretty well stitched up."

by ryon January 30, 2004

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cross-stitch

Mythical hair transplantation procedure involving the transplantation your head or pubic hair to another part of your body -- usually your chest.

he never hit puberty, he just cross-stitches

by CNubb July 17, 2006

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dry stitched

while fucking u slip and rugburned your dick and proceed to share this important information with your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!11

your buddy says" thats what happens when u miss u just got dry stitched"

by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009

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Courtesy stitch

Similar to the “husband stitch”, A
after a female has a baby they stitch the busted vagina to how it was before she had a baby. The husband stitch is that extra stitch that makes the vagina tighter than before the female gave birth.

After having 3 pig babies, sex was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway; my doctor says I need a Courtesy Stitch to please my husband.

by Tagurit888 October 16, 2018

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