Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, Jon Stewart took over The Daily Show in 1999 and has since recieved several Emmys. Stewart hosts the fake news show with correspondents Ed Helms, Rob Corddry, and Dan Bakkedahl, who are comic geniuses in and of themselves. Jon lives in NYC with his wife and son.
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This would upset all the fine decorating choices in one's home.
This would upset all the fine decorating choices in one's home.
-There's no way he's moving in with me at this point, I've got my no more closet space and my cat won't like his dog.
-Sounds like a serious case of Martha Stewart Syndrome.
-Sounds like a serious case of Martha Stewart Syndrome.
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The indisputable importance of Jon Stewart was confirmed by the Family Guy character, Mort Goldman who exclaimed “Protect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!”
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Get the Jon Stewart mug.Useless, ugly pile of white trash who horribly portrays Bella Swan in the movie "Twilight." Off set, she excessively smokes pot and crosses her eyes. Makes bad choices like getting a black mullet to make her look like a man. On set, she is a dumb he-she who gets to kiss Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner; also excessively crosses her eyes. Be careful when talking to her; she has an atrocious stutter and does not make straight eye contact.
Random Person: Hey, how did that mirror break ?
Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.
Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.
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Get the Jon Stewart mug.n. 1.)A shitty actor/comedian who gets casted for lead roles of straight to video movies, mainly because the original actors didn't sign a contract for any sequels.
2.)A B-actor in general.
2.)A B-actor in general.
There are no charges that exist to punish French Stewart for the crimes which he has committed against film.
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