Stapoh

a huge muscular force of power. also iknown as a 'stapoh' he is a beast on the rugger pitch and likes lots of julies to massage his extremely long penis. some people regard him as a super human life form who is designed and built by a tank and chuck norris himself. if you see a stapoh be sure to bow down, let him kick you in the face, suck his penis and then ask for a high-5. be sure not to take his protein, you won't like him when he's angry!

Don't mess with that Stapoh! (Stapo) He will destory your insides.

by "Official" Stapoh fan club November 16, 2011

Reed City Stapler

The act of propping your own or somebody else's testicles onto a table and smashing them with your fist.

After Jimmy busted in the poker game, he proceeded to conduct a Reed City Stapler onto his own set of family jewels.

by Jimmy Crackedcorn November 7, 2009

Stapler

A cute down to earth girl who will click with you like a stapler clicks things together

Dude shes such good stapler material.

by RoseOfHola July 27, 2010

Stapler

When two men connect their foreskins together via a piercing.

Still a little sore last night when Justin started tugging while we were doing a stapler.

by Stormro April 3, 2015

stapleton

A person who can't keep his hands out of his pants, even at the most inappropriate times such as poker games when he is the dealer. Often has great difficulty spelling four letter words. Often accompanied with the first name daniel.

Damnit stapleton get your hand out of your pants!

by Ank April 20, 2005

stapes

Yorkshire slang - used to describe a particularly fine horse.

"What a beautiful stapes that is," Said John, the breeder of Connemara ponies.
"Absolutely stunning," Agreed his wife, Mary.

by biglog September 1, 2009

STApes

STApes

Stands for Sexually Trasmitted Apes.
Entire nonsensical sexually transmitted disease.

"Mike, did you hear that Erica got STApes of Allan?"
Mike: "That guy WAS always monkeying around."

by iamstapesmand September 1, 2009