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whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job
“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”
by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022
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Splat Rat

The act of giving a guy a blowjob, holding the cum in your mouth, and then using it to get a girl pregnant while eating her out.
I gave her a splat rat and now her boyfriend thinks it’s his.
by Diesel Truck March 19, 2025
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Wet Splats

Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.

People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.

Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
Wow, those Wet Splats were intense. I might not be able to fall asleep again after that.
by Father Jerry September 15, 2020
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shit splat natty splat shits

What happens when you fart after anal sex
I bent over after my man was done pounding my ass and it came out in shit splat natty splat shits
by Cici butt lover November 8, 2015
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Splat-Attack syndrome

splat attack syndrome

noun

The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.
Wow, he posts that artwork and says it's bad, but he knows it isn't. He probably want people to compliment him. Clearly a solid case of Splat-Attack syndrome
by Mr Malt February 9, 2018
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Splat

When a corgi lays flat on it's back and turns sideways.
My corgi is on splat mode!
by corgi2041 December 27, 2016
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splat

The exaggerated word (onomatopoeia) of something soft hitting the ground.
My peach splat on the ground after dropping it. It looks too mushed too eat now.
by battleontwitch June 21, 2022
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