Spanky McAnklepants

Masturbator; someone caught with their pants around their ankles.

I came home early last night and caught Jim spanking the monkey on the couch.

Just call him Spanky McAnklepants.

by Fredo Boombacelli December 12, 2013

Spanky

A clown that does unspeakable things to children

"Have you heard of Spanky?" "Yeah, he molested my brother last week."

by DaveTim November 28, 2022

Spanky

A handsome light skin man who loves to dress like stylish clothes

I met a Spanky last week, he helped me out with dressing clothes advice

by Taydenandre November 22, 2023

Spanky

A handsome Light skin boy who loves to to dress stylish Clothes.

I met a Spanky last week, and he helped me with a lot of my dressing advice.

by Taydenandre November 22, 2023

cranky spanky

Someone so pissed off that he/she begins to rip off people's pants and violently spank their gluteus.

Dude I pissed my girl of so bad that she pulled a cranky spanky in the parking lot.

by Mitchy mitch April 2, 2016

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky

To spank someone wearing a Hanky Panky

"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."

by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025

Uncle Spanky

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.

"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."

by scrappington2 April 4, 2016