social media single

When your girlfriend acts like a single girl on snapchat, Instagram, vine, etc.

"Darn... Jennifer is acting so social media single right now."

by Shannahan5 January 30, 2016

National Social Media Day

National Social Media day is a day where you can only use social media, National Social Media day is on April 12th. If you don’t know which apps are social media and which are not then I will help you, The emoji for social media is “🍥”

Tiktok 🍥
Instagram 🍥
Messenger 🍥
WhatsApp 🍥
Facebook 🍥
Snapchat 🍥
Pinterest 🍥
Linkedln 🍥
Reddit 🍥

Person #1: *uses an app that’s not a social media*
Person #2: Hey! What app are you using?
Person #1: Umm I’m playing Roblox why?
Person #2: TODAY IS NATIONAL SOCIAL MEDIA DAY AND ROBLOX IS NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA!!!
Person #1: Omg I totally forgot!! I’ll switch to a social media rq

by No one Important 😏 🙃 April 04, 2022

social media life

People try to show they have an awesome life by posting a ton of staged pics and posting on social media in an attempt to make friends.

Person 1-Man, her life looks amazing! Look at those cool pics!

Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.

by dboys194 January 23, 2016

Social Media Ban

Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!

Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Multi-social media

When you're having two or more different conversations on different social media platforms with the same person.

"Have you talked to them yet?"
"Yeah, via multi-social media."

by SheepPlagueRat March 13, 2018

Social Media

Where 'opinions' or 'preferences' are stated. But noone respects each other and fuck each other's parents every once in a while.

A: Why do pp nowadays have so polarized, negative opinions?
B: Well, well, you know what social media is, don't you?

by anidiotbutnotthatidiothisidiot January 21, 2022

Social Media

Social Media, a place where you can make online friends without having to ask for fetishes, hobbies, and more.

Online:
Marc and Michael are having a normal convo until-
Marc: What are you on?! LOL
Michael: Im on Instagram(a form of Social Media)
Marc: No kidding.

by what are you on September 10, 2019