Soda social media

Trendy pop bullshit that hypnotizes everyone.

Ex: reality tv.

All of it is fake.

Did you see that merch it is amazing.

Wow her ass is huge.

I want to be a Kardashian Too so I’ll say merch and put tubs of silicone in my ass.

#Soda social media

by FeatherD January 25, 2019

Social Media Hoosier

Someone who turns to social media to tell half truths, trys to belittle someone in public and needs to get others involved in their business because they are a narcissist deep down in their core.

“That nutcase is such a social media Hoosier .”

by 3114lyfe April 26, 2019

Social Media

Social Media, a place where you can make online friends without having to ask for fetishes, hobbies, and more.

Online:
Marc and Michael are having a normal convo until-
Marc: What are you on?! LOL
Michael: Im on Instagram(a form of Social Media)
Marc: No kidding.

by what are you on September 9, 2019

Social Media

A format for people to vent about the fuckery in their lives.

I videotaped myself telling my boyfriend that I caught him cheating on me with my best friend and posted it on social media.

by Life's Not Fair June 18, 2017

social media gender impersonation

The act of signing one's self up on social media sites under the opposite gender f-sag or to gain access to certain gender restricted groups.

If I'm a guy and want talk to lesbians without being labeled misogynistic I might commit social media gender impersonation on something like KIK.

by Sexydimma June 28, 2017

Multi-social media

When you're having two or more different conversations on different social media platforms with the same person.

"Have you talked to them yet?"
"Yeah, via multi-social media."

by SheepPlagueRat March 13, 2018

social media life

People try to show they have an awesome life by posting a ton of staged pics and posting on social media in an attempt to make friends.

Person 1-Man, her life looks amazing! Look at those cool pics!

Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.

by dboys194 May 4, 2016