Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.

Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

SMS

SMS - short for Straight Men Syndrome
Typically occurs to gay men when the only type of crushes they get are on straight men.

Or maybe he’s just straight and I’m delusional with SMS.

by jakubminion November 14, 2021

SM

A kpop company whose idols offend groups of people and and the artists and the company refuse to apologise unless it harms Koreans.

Bighit pulled an SM

by Seungcheolsexual December 28, 2020

sm

some thing

some one
some where
some

guys i wanna tell u sm

by we_love.school November 18, 2019

SM

He thinks he's a good mod or something what he should is go suck his dad oh never mind his dad left to get the milk

SM is trash

by Fd bash April 21, 2022

sms

sms - some major shit
SMS - Short Message Service

:You on drugs or sms.

: What's sms?

:It means some major shit, fucktard.

by Higeki July 19, 2021

SM

If you are not in SM, you are gay.

"FFonts is not in SM, therefore he is a fag."

by Maximus655 July 8, 2019