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Homework Skydiving 

Doing homework mere minutes before it is due.
"You can't keep homework skydiving like this, it's not healthy."
Homework Skydiving by JackalopeKN November 12, 2021
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Scandinavian Skydiving 

The act of two individuals (typically a man and a woman) jumping tandem out of an airplane front-to-front, with the express goal of achieving mutual orgasm before the parachute is deployed. In this intimate, high-stakes variation of skydiving, the female partner is designated to pull the ripcord. The ultimate (and most dangerously satisfying) outcome is failing to deploy the chute because she was too... caught up in the moment.
"Bro, she said she'd try Scandinavian Skydiving with me. I brought a parachute and everything. She brought the thunder."

Hillbilly Skydiving 

When an individual gets extremely drunk, lays on their back and experiences that falling sensation.
Jared - "How drunk are you trying to get tonight?"
Aaron - "End goal is Hillbilly Skydiving!"

the muddy skydiver 

Eugene was at a football game and the taco bell was rushing through his body. As he rushes to the bathroom during halftime only to find half of the tri-state area waiting in line the stall. Instead, Eugene spots the urinal and goes in for the muddy skydiver.

Brazilian Triple Skydive 

When you engage in a threesome with another one of your mates and a woman on a hotel balcony, and at the end of it you surprise her by tossing her over the railing.
Anna was filming content for her site with Chad and Miguel, but unfortunately she didn't know that they had the Brazilian Triple Skydive lined up as the grand finale.

Camaroonian Cannonball Skydive

The act of skydiving with your significant other or friend, before taking off of your clothes and banging in freefall. However, instead of doing it normally, the receiver (you or your partner) spreads their legs so far they start doing the splits mid-air. After that, you thrust into them at fast speeds, before pulling out fully and repeating. When one of you climax, you curl into a ball with each other and continue fucking until you decide to stop and pull the parachute.
Sergi: Me and my girlfriend managed to do THE Camaroonian Cannonball Skydive on our honeymoon in Grenada!
Austin: You lucky, lucky man....