Simi Valley

referring to the location in Southern California of the residence of privelaged white male supremists and teenagers that have nothing better to do than make druggie friends and take it up to pass tthe time away

lets go to the regal, nevermind, that would be so Simi Valley

by melikeshiny June 17, 2005

similaic onomatopadjective

A part of speech that combines a simile(comparison using "like" or "as"), a onomatopoeia(word that imitates a sound), and an adjective(describes a noun). Relates a quality of something while denoting a sound associated with that thing.

"Wow, did you see that silver Corvette, it was like VROOM!" (VROOM would be the similaic onomatopadjective in this case)

by Roatha March 9, 2005

simcore

usually found lurking around internet cafes this creature is what we in NZ call a 'wannabe progamer'.. generally chubby in stature this beast spends countless hours playing a stupid computer game thinking one day he will make a living out of it, also tend to sacrifice anything to win the abovementioned game which includes fucking over everyone of his so-called friends

by HeatoN March 18, 2003

sicilian slide

When a guy slides down between the bed and the wall to hide from his girlfriend's incoming parent(s). This is most common with Sicilians because they are usually fucking girls they shouldn't be.

Foreigner: "Hey I tell you what, I almost got caught the other night. I had to slide down between the bed and the wall just before her parents came in."

Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"

by westfalia December 21, 2009

SIMI VALLEY

Lowest crime rate in the U.S. and teens and people in 20's think their hard shit. Never been out of Simi Valley and think that its ghetto. Wankstas. They leave Simi Valley and get shot cause they dont know how to act. All teenagers in the town will drive to a certain place just to see a fight cause they are pussies and the cops will try to bust teenager fights cause their job has no excitement.

That beaner actin like a G left Simi the other day. He got shot for actin hard in the valley.

by Mo Beezy May 7, 2005

Sicilian Swap

After a night of drinking or partying with a friend you swap underwear in the morning instead of putting on a new clean pair. There are variations of the sicilian swap as well. There's the Blind Sicilian Swap where a group of people who wake up after a night of partying all throw their underwear in a pile and each person closes their eyes, grabs a pair and puts them on. The Jerry Maguire Sicilian Swap; this is a little more complicated. One person decides they'll leave a little a poop smudge in the undies and the next person to wear them adds their own little poop smudge and says "you complete me."

Hey bro, how about you and I do a sicilian swap in the morning? I say we all do a Blind Sicilian Swap!

by DumbStuff July 17, 2017

Simile

When a person gives you such an annoying grin you just want to punch them in the face.

A definition your teacher will rage at.

He has a simile

by H4k0rz June 24, 2018