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The Hulk in his mid-life crisis. He's gained weight, lost muscle, and gotten trapped by marriage.

He has a ginormous, just absolutely massive green cock and a sweet sweet vest.
Person 1: Man, Hulk really let himself go.
Person 2: Yeah, marriage will do that to ya, he's a real Shrek now.
Shrek by Sausage_and_Meatballs February 10, 2019
A character sadly more famous than Mike Myers these days.
To be fair though, Shrek 3 ruined the franchise before the internet got its hands on it.
Shrek by CelticEagle February 13, 2019
God himself, we praise him every day ever since the Religion Update 69.420 that added Shrekstiaity.
Chad: Hail our Lord and Savoir Shrek.
Jeff: I praise Shrek every day too, brother.
Shrek by Yes'd June 1, 2019
A very sexyogre who lives in a sexy swamp.
Shrek by ejejbwba June 8, 2019