by mochzr April 15, 2009
When you are playing pump the rump with a woman and she has either not taken a dump, has the runs, or you've gone extra deep digging for gems, and when you pull your cock out its got shit on it.
I was pounding Mary deep and hard in her cornhole and when I pulled out my man meat it was smeared with poo. I like to keep my tools clean so she gave me a golden shower to clean off my rusty shovel.
by Cyberpsychosis October 20, 2009
Derived from the cliché "digging yourself into a hole" (In a conversation; where someone keeps saying things which make their own situation more and more awkward). "Drop the shovel" may be said to the person digging themselves into the hole by another member of the conversation concerned for the person's welfare, indicating that they should stop talking to avoid making the situation any worse. Created by the only Matthew Jones in Cardiff.
Jake: And I said to my girl, "Shut it, fatty!" Ha. But she got the joke.
Tom: Ha! It's funny because she is a little bit chubby!
Jake: No...that's not why it's funny. My girl's not chubby.
Tom: Nah but she's got a bit more cellulite than most.
Jake: WHAT?
Tom: Ok, it's not just cellulite I know. She must have an eating disorder righ-
Matt: DUDE. Drop the shovel.
Tom: Ha! It's funny because she is a little bit chubby!
Jake: No...that's not why it's funny. My girl's not chubby.
Tom: Nah but she's got a bit more cellulite than most.
Jake: WHAT?
Tom: Ok, it's not just cellulite I know. She must have an eating disorder righ-
Matt: DUDE. Drop the shovel.
by scribbull January 25, 2008
(Adj.) Describing a super duper ugly ass person. Basically saying someone struck them in the face with a "hot shovel"
by RazorSavage12 April 17, 2016
"A bitter chill from shoveling snow, hustling blow and ecstasy pills to pay electricity bills." Apathy - the winter
by dick shunary February 07, 2009
A type of human thumb characterized by its short, rectangular thumbnail and overall shovel-like properties. In the medical field it is also refered to as "Clubbed thumb"
by Shoei-X11 October 18, 2007
A more original and creative metaphor for saying something is unbelievably shit. It suggests it is shit off the floor and picked up off the floor with a shovel by a homeless or very working class person. Commonly used by the cool kids at school mostly against minecraft nerds (see minecraft nerd) to remind them how fucking awful minecraft is.
Ross: 'Sup minecraft nerds
The Minecraft Posse: go away, we are discussing the new minecraft graphics pack beta version 1.4.6.7.4
Ross: minecraft is shit on a shovel, you benders
The Minecraft Posse: go away, we are discussing the new minecraft graphics pack beta version 1.4.6.7.4
Ross: minecraft is shit on a shovel, you benders
by Ross McPwn November 07, 2011