Sharpless

One in an office environment, particularly a loner who is physically repugnant and socially unredeeming in any way, who seeks to maneuver by heirarchal flattery and other banal officespace machiavellian tactics more attractive and socially agile co-workers out of their jobs with the sad notion that they will not be around to draw desperately needed female attention from him. Always lives alone. Collects comic books and old rock albums. Assumes the attutude of a hipster without possessing any hipster qualities. Apparently unware of shoulder flakes. Will typically work as an editor and will fire interns who don't sleep with him.

Ugh. That's the third time this week that sharpless loser has asked me out to dinner so we can discuss my writing.

by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004

bored shitless

The term "bored shitless" stems from homosexual ways. Where ones man anus can be penetrated so hard he can be void of all fecal matter, and thus bored.

Wow now you have drilled me. Im bored shitless

by CJ082 October 31, 2011

Shitness

Synonym of hot or tight. Used to signify something that baffles the mind.

"I got that shitness."

"Thats that shitness I've been talkin bout."

by APuett December 3, 2007

shittles

matt giamanco

if you are to matt giamanco, you are a shittle
the above person is shittles, the king of shittle.
he's gay

by mattgiamancoisgay December 27, 2010

shittles

disturbing but common side-effect of tasting the fruit rainbow

No, he can't come to the phone. He's got the shittles.

by gracegoofinoff March 24, 2011

Shitlegs

See Bollock Chops.

hello Shitlegs!

by BURKBURKBURKBURK August 18, 2003

pissed shitless

adj. used as an expression "pissed shitless," referring to being so angry as to cause the spasming of one's sphincter muscles, causing the bowels to release and resulting in the defecation of one's pants.

Guy 1: Remember when that waiter got your order wrong and you yelled at him?

Guy 2: Yeah, I was pissed shitless.

by Anonymous884679552443 November 16, 2010