Scottish Hammock

A sex position involving at least two men but three people all together. Similar to "Eiffel Tower" but upside down, one person is performing fellatio on one man and participating in coitus with another, but is facing upwards with their back to the ground while held between two men. Thus a hammock is formed as the person in the middle swings like a hammock between the two men.

It is quite popular in Scotland.
dude 1: hey dude, what did you do last night?

dude 2: nothing much, i just Scottish Hammocked last night and it was a-MAZE-ing!

dude 1: better than the Yasko Climb?

dude 2: never dude. never.
by quofemaster August 26, 2009
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Scottish Independence

A deviant sexual behavior whereby, while receiving fellatio and simultaneous massage of the scrotum, said recipient expels extended, audible flatulence. When performed successfully, the flatus resembles a harmonious musical drone, producing a scenario in which the fellating partner is reminded of playing the Scottish bagpipes, a symbol of independence.
Willing Fellator: So, do you want me to go down on you?

Flatulent Male: Of course!... as long as you don't mind a little Scottish independence.
by Junk Junk August 27, 2009
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Scottish hotpocket

When you shit on a woman's vagina then pre on it so create vapour
Aye pal i pure scottish hotpocketed her fucking disgusting.
by Christian no.1 December 20, 2017
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scottish caviar

A cheap family meal consisting of beef mince and potatoes...

Mince n tatties

The mince being referred to as caviar
What's for brawn tonight.... You're in luck its Scottish caviar
by blaine kerr March 07, 2018
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scottish rage

A type of anger that is firey, explosive, and full of yelling, typically found in Scots.
I wouldn't piss her off if I were you. She's got some Scottish rage!
by mandythewombat November 13, 2015
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Scottish Creampie

Ejaculating in a female's ass during the act of anal sex. Cumming in the ass during anal sex.
I came so hard in that girl's ass and gave her a Scottish Creampie.
by red12984kiun September 22, 2009
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scottish headmask

The scottish headmask is when the scrotum is wrapped around a girls face, and the penis is beat on her head like a drum.
"Man, I gave this chick the scottish headmask the other day, and it gave her a headache!"
by Kevin Scruggs February 15, 2007
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