A sex position where the woman does a headstand and the man stands over her, holding her pussylips open and gently dips his testicles in and out.
Hey Peter whats the freakiest tging you've done in bed?
Last night I gave my girl the scottish teabag.
Last night I gave my girl the scottish teabag.
by DaAraric September 1, 2019
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“Kyle absolutely FUCKS. Buddy has a Scottish pinch.”
“Kyle absolutely FUCKS. Buddy has a Scottish pinch.”
by KillerKFarren May 10, 2020
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When you stick your thumb in a girl's arse whilst eating her out her cunny and squeeze one of her hooters with your free hand as if you were playing the bagpipes.
I gave that sweet lassie's teet such a firm squeeze while performing the Scottish Finger that Lord William Wallace, himself, would have heard her scream.
by Buttsecks4Ever! August 29, 2010
Get the Scottish Finger mug.The affliction, most commonly manifest in drunken English people, that has the effect of making its sufferers speak in a scottish accent/dialect. After one too many pints of guest ale (usually titled Highland Fling or Glasgow Kiss etc) the Scottish turner starts by addressing everyone as Jimmy before sliding headlong into indecipherable (even to real Scots) gorbals. Will often end up staggering round the bar with a broken pint glass whilst attempting to headbutt sundry drinkers who've done nothing wrong. Is often ejected without difficulty and told to fuck off back to the Scotland from whence he never came.
English drinker: I say, did you see the Chelsea game last Tuesday?
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.
by Lord Foreskin December 29, 2008
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Derives from the cultural stereotype of a Scotsman being stern and sombre when not tanked up on whiskey.
Derives from the cultural stereotype of a Scotsman being stern and sombre when not tanked up on whiskey.
by Henrietta Hawkins August 25, 2010
Get the scottish smile mug.When a large, red-haired man - preferably Scottish in heritage - pretends to perform oral sex on a woman but only uses his fingers and makes licking noises with his mouth. Similar to Fake chow.
How come Doug's beard doesn't smell like poonanny after he eats out his girlfriend, Kittie everynight?
Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen
Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen
by Horis Bybrinski September 12, 2011
Get the Scottish smokescreen mug.Andy got a ton of bids for his presence at Operation Tofurkey but he only sent one Scottish Regard to that pederast Hanrahan.
by 2xDimes October 10, 2012
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