lord viper scorpion

"Lord Viper Scorpion" was a character from Comedy Central's "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" performed by Tom Johnson in several episodes in the 2000 to 2001 seasons. "Lord Viper Scorpion" was the anonymous self proclaimed Internet expert or hacker that appears onscreen with his face pixelated and altered voice.

A "Lord Viper Scorpion" is a person that hides behind a laughable veneer of pretentious, posturing aggressiveness and claims knowledge or power over others but is really ineffectual and is meek in person.

Don't worry about his threats, he's a "Lord Viper Scorpion".

by lord viper scorpion April 17, 2009

(Sexy) Skorpion

You take a woman from behind (see doggy style) while she makes out with another woman (Spiderman style), who is lying on her back with her legs pointing away from you. You then lean forward while still thrusting and perform oral sex on the second woman. This requires a very long, inhuman torso. But I can do it.

Woman 1: Oh baby, take me from behind, I beg you!

Man: Okay

Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt

Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion

by Earl of Clevwick December 7, 2009

scorpion woman

sexy mind reading vixen. The wife of the zodiac

I can't find a good woman. You need to get you a scorpion woman

by alexis4 November 22, 2011

Scorpion Mains

Scorpion mains are mostly Russians with McBlyat wifi, that get into combat league and spam the death spin. They literally spent 5 days to master the combo that will lead to the crushing blow. They are proud that they win and will often ragequit if they lose their first round. They are by no means good players, but facing a Scorpion main is a challenge since their ping is at least 200ms.

Literally everyone: "Fuck scorpion mains"

by KompotLover February 2, 2020

Scordio Ride

A high school wrestling move perfected by the Alabama Slammer during the 2004-2005 season. This move entails swiveling around to put your crotch on the opponent's face. A real morale buster for the man on bottom.

Yo, White really cranked the Scordio Ride in that last match.

by Larry Legowski July 26, 2008

Scorpion Gang

The Most Dangerous Social Media Gang on twitter & Biggest Devotees of Lord Shiva, with the universe's biggest Dons like Meer, Tiger, Sandeep, Hitler, Aakash, Charsi, Anand, Vivek, Sukrat & Kashi Baba, These are the most wanted personalities of Twitter. Most demanded & Funniest people someone can ever see in their entire life.

Scorpion Gang is a dangerous gang.

by CharsiLonda September 4, 2020

Reverse Cowgirl Scorpion

This is the champagne of sexual positions. The girl is in the same position as reverse cowgirl but is bent over backwards as if in an old MTV style wipeout... the scorpion.

The other night my girl hit me with that good reverse cowgirl scorpion. The perfect balance of sexual deviancy and sensual eye contact.

by Jumbodong1423 April 7, 2019