Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology

Complete tool for Scientology

Man, nobody would even know what Scientology was if it weren't for Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology

by Talek (LP) December 22, 2005

The Church of Scientology

An organization the controls the minds of its members. This organization has a goal of making money. The organization charges its members for "religous" lessons to the point where all the members funds are given to the organization.

The organization has a history of attempting to intimidate those who oppose the organization via the internet as well as in the courts through unfounded law suits.

The members of this organization believe that its members problems are caused by the spirits of space aliens that were planted on this planet by and alien ruler "Xenu". The goal is to "clear" the member and get rid of the spirits, thus solving all of their problems. The cost to be cleared is said to be well over $300,000.

This organization is thought by many to be a dangerous cult. The mind control techniques are very effective and many do not leave the organization until the end of their lives.

Recent actions by a group known as anonymous have brought the cult into light in the past year.

The Church of Scientology brainwashed my brother and took all his money.

by anonymouscult January 16, 2009

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When crazy fanatical cult members don't want the public to see their inane propaganda

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by Jason Brandt January 22, 2008

Cult of Scientology

The dangerous cult founded by L. Ron Hubbard, which seeks only to take money from innocent people

We are anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. The Cult of Scientology will fall.

by WeAreLegion February 24, 2008

Go All Scientology

To go crazy on somebody- especially if you are going to yell at them loudly. Scientologists believe that they can command things around them by using their voice.

Boss: Go yell at that clerk.

Employee: I'll go all Scientology on them.

by DOTK April 5, 2012

Reverse Scientology

The reverse of scientology. Using actual logic instead of bullshit

Man, I used some reverse scientology and that shut em up

by Bearcat Bill October 14, 2020

Upwardian Scientology

A religion that upholds the image of science while demanding faith in claims on the basis of scientific consensus and treats challenges as heretical. Religious figures are known as teachers, professors, journalists and experts. Places of worship are called schools and universities. The faith was named by Allen Upward in his 1901 open letter "The New World"

The 2020 pandemic has made Anthony Fauci one of the most respected figures in Upwardian Scientology

by A modern heretic February 28, 2021