Saskatchewan

Saskatchewan is a beautiful province where half of it is beautiful praries and the other half is magnificeint forests and lakes. Saskatchewan is also the birth place of free medi-care. Unfortunately it takes years to get this "free medicare" now. Also every one leaves because there is no jobs here. Saskatchewan's phone, electrical, heating... are all controlled by the goverment. ON the plus side Saskatchewan has the worlds best uranium. lots of oil and endless other natural resources. On the down side most of those resources are sitting in the ground not being turned into a profit

Spud Co. was the stupidest goverment idea ever in the history of Saskatchewan.

by SaskatchewanSaskatchewan April 22, 2006

Saskatchewaned

When men in hotels are identified by hookers only by the province from which they hail, they are getting geographically boned.

Hotel clerk: "Do you know the name of the guest you're meeting."
Hooker: "No, I only just met him. He's from Saskatchewan."

Hotel clerk to other hotel clerks: "That chick is a hooker, and that guy is totally getting Saskatchewaned later."

by Kelzor the Destroyer of Gnomes August 24, 2008

Saskatchewan Pipe Dope

Dirt or Mud used as a sealant that is used to make a pipe thread joint leak proof and pressure tight.

Worker- Want me to wire brush and dope those threads boss?
Boss -No need its has enough Saskatchewan pipe dope.

by Max Hard Core November 15, 2010

Saskatoon ass wank

Saskatoon Ass wank: When 2 dudes jerk off another dudes ass at the same time. Usually done in Saskatoon by visible minorities

Example:

Dude 1: Hey Bro, did you see that crazy Saskatoon ass wank video??

Dude 2: Yeah Bro! Damn that guy had a great ass! I wish I had his ass! And the Korean guy looked solid and had a fuckin bitchin tat!!

But the Mexican guy seemed to be enjoying it a little too much. He's clearly the homo in that crew!

Dude 1: ummm....Bro....that was clearly a fucking dirty Indian. Not a Mexican!! And yeah....He was clearly a pillow biter! I bet he wished he had an ass like the fine looking half breed he was ass wanking!!

by Saskatoon Ass Wank January 1, 2018

Saskhia Mohabir

One of the best person you'll ever meet, she's amazing, beautiul, funny, talented, crazy, caring, loving and just the type of girl every guy dreams of having! She's a total sweet heart! I love her!!

One day how would you like to be Mrs. Azeem, Saskhia Mohabir will you marry me?

by Aaron101 January 7, 2015

Saskatchewan

The only place in Canada that is so conservative that will put your picture on the front page of the local newspaper if you get caught doing bong hits.

In Canada, 50% of residents have smoked marijuana. In Saskatchewan, 80% of residents are currently drunk and are ready to physically restrain anyone under the influence of marijuana until the police arrive.

Hey, you got any bud?

-Sure! Here's a Budweiser beer!

I mean pot.

-I don't understand.

Do you have any marijuana?

-You smoke dope?

Dope is heroin.

-Marijuana is illegal and wrong. I'm going to finish getting drunk on this alcohol the local bar illegally supplied to us, since we're underage, then I'm going to drive down to the local police department and report you for smoking dope. We don't put up with liberal mindedness in Saskatchewan!

by kieran ki March 19, 2009

sakiana

a beautiful smart girl that everyone should follow has a big ass

i wanna be a sakiana

by pie creams May 15, 2015