You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape
Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.
by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019
Get the Messi-Ronaldomug. SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
by qasdfgbnsasdcvb nbfdenm n June 21, 2022
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug. Steven Universe Fan: “Hey do you know Ronaldo Fryman from Steven Universe?”
Other Steven Universe Fan: “Yes, he is so fucking annoying.”
Other Steven Universe Fan: “Yes, he is so fucking annoying.”
by RonaldoFUCKINGSUCKS August 10, 2023
Get the Ronaldo Frymanmug. He is Ronaldo.
by DiverPenaldo October 10, 2020
Get the Ronaldomug. by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023
Get the Ronaldo vs Messimug. Ronaldos are some spunky ass bitches. Probably Italian like 80% of the time and at least 20% communist. Ronaldos are some pimpy dudes (or dudettes, you do you).
by queeeen8 April 10, 2019
Get the Ronaldomug. A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af
He is clutch af
by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug.