Ya know, I don't think that is my role...
Hym "I don't think it is my role to protect women who won't fuck me and children I didn't sire... AT MY EXPENSE (because I have to both labor to support myself or I starve and die AND I have to pay a 3rd of my income to subsidize their lives to some extent)... AND THEN... If I end up getting nothing in return... It doesn't matter because YOU are not ME and it isn't your problem... Because of my role... We don't have to give a shit about eachother's problems.... Until your kids get fucked in the butt. THEN... THEN... I have to care SO MUCH... That EVEN IF I'm a criminal prisoner who will never know freedom again from the rest of my life... I have to be mad about your kid... And rape and murder the guy who did it to them FOR YOU... For free... And that's my role... OR ELSE I DON'T GET RIGHTS or 'status' (which is basically being able actualize both rights and privileges to a greater extent than everybody else)... And you get all my shit..."
Solipsist "Yup. Uh huh. That's it."
Hym "And then I murder a kid and kill myself and I win immediately."
Solipsist "Er- Wait... Don't say it if you're not going to do it!"
Hym "Or what? You'll make me murder your kid and kill myself? OK. You can bring a gun and a kid here whenever you want I'm literally just sitting right here and I don't have anything better to do NOR DO I WANT TO DO ANYTHING BETTER FOR YOU. So... That."
Solipsist "Yup. Uh huh. That's it."
Hym "And then I murder a kid and kill myself and I win immediately."
Solipsist "Er- Wait... Don't say it if you're not going to do it!"
Hym "Or what? You'll make me murder your kid and kill myself? OK. You can bring a gun and a kid here whenever you want I'm literally just sitting right here and I don't have anything better to do NOR DO I WANT TO DO ANYTHING BETTER FOR YOU. So... That."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
Get the Rolemug. We all have roles to play in life... Conveniently enough for me, my role in life is to be an annoying Jewish dork who gets paid by a billionaire to be an annoying Jewish dork on camera... I’m a literal Jesus! My way of raising kids is the correct one... My way of raising kids also happens to be Judaism... So when I say that I mean “Judaism is correct”... Which renders all other religions irrelevant... Because I turn back into God when I die... Because there is literally no distinction between me and a Jesus... But there IS a distinction between me and anyone who is not a Jew... So saying that was like watching me stand at a pedestal and proclaim “I AM GAWD!!!” while people cheered me on... That must have creepy as fuck to watch... You are not what I am... That’s my role... YOUR role is just... Well... I don’t care. Just... Just stay away from me and my kids. It literally doesn’t matter what you do because I turn into God when I die and you don’t... I don’t know, just protect me and my kids or something. Give me all your money.
Hym “I wonder what my role in life is.... Hmmm.... 🤔 Well, for starters, fuck the system.... Secondly, I’ll kill the creature... That’s more than enough. I think that’s a good role.”
by Hym Iam November 11, 2022
Get the Rolemug. - some snack that is pizza in a role form. Basically when you stoned asf you will just want to eat some pizza roles and end those munchies
by Sereniroo July 9, 2018
Get the Pizza rolesmug. According Ben Shapiro the role of government is to protect HIM. Protect his religion. Protect his stuff from the rabble. Protect his stuff and religion from foreigners. Ha! Governmommy!
Hym "The role of government is to protect Ben. That's it. That's his entire thing. Protect his kids from SEEING a tranny of anything that might make them question their religious presuppositions. Protect HIM from getting his stuff taken (But OBVIOUSLY not ME, HYM, But HIM instead of me (because my stuff is being taken)). Keep people who might change how the government works from EXCLUSIVELY PROTECTING HIM to something else. I mean, the shit-libs just want to replace religion use it as a tool to force people to behave how they want them to behave. Just as bad but stoll better than the religion."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
Get the The role of governmentmug. new members who are typically very annoying. they spam porn, racist comments and rape jokes. they are not funny and everyone hates them
by bignata11 March 24, 2023
Get the pink rolesmug. She's an absolute goddess. She will make you laugh, be extremely supportive and will always be there for her friends. Is REALLY HOT, like every guys dream is to date Rolee. She is naturally gorgeous, charming and attractive you might fall for her at first sight. But beware, she is also a badass she might really destroy you if she wanted to.
Look at that girl every guy is fawning over her she must be Rolee!!!
*other girls*: I wish I could be like her I'm jealous
*other girls*: I wish I could be like her I'm jealous
by God of laughter November 21, 2021
Get the Roleemug. by OblivionDice July 26, 2017
Get the The Role of Playsmug.