rodent surprise

when a man uses a white hamster or gerbil as a condom. After he has spaffed he fishes out the mangled corpse which looks like what can only be described as hairy placenta. It is then fried or grilled and is an excellent with a sherry or on a hot summers day some pimms. To make a deluxe you must remove from the vagina and place into the rectum.

"good morning honey, i cooked you up a nice rodent surprise!"

"lets make this fucker a deluxe"

by moses okeffe japel September 3, 2012

prophylactic rodent

a punk band from Altlanta, GA

"Dude... Let's go to the Prophylactic Rodent concert."

by ghylsain is a faggot September 16, 2003

rodzen

A person or thing that has dick problems as they get older

Dude you better fix that rodzen before your date tonite or your gonna be rejected in bed again man.

by ass-wipe September 13, 2003

Rodenhouse

Someone that is closely related to ALL rodent vermon. Very rat like in all characteristics. Feminine in nature.

My ex wife is soooo Rodenhouse.

by Don Schnieder December 25, 2008

romentic comedy

the perfect unison between a certain smiley and a certain cool guy

she could be my co-star in this romentic comedy

by Edgarin September 15, 2007

Romenot

Someone who claims to be a Romeo, but isn't.

God, Joel's such a Romenot.

by dmccowan January 18, 2008

Romentum

(v) Rolling backwards combined with an utter lack of reality. Like when a jackass politician says something stupid like talking about legitimate rape and thinks he's gonna score big with the population but is actually getting pwned. Named after the Republican villain and secret democrat liberal agent, moneybags Willard Mitt Romney, who could barely win the GOP primaries.

Comes from that Greek dude who had to keep pushing a boulder up a mountain for eternity as punishment for being a douche.

(Also what noobs who don't know how to use chopsticks at Chinese restaurants do trying to pick up those last few grains of rice but instead they are just rolling around the plate).

Idiot1: Dude, have you heard, the Mittster is gonna take California.
Idiot2: Yeah, he sure have some Romentum

There goes Lilo back in court.
Hot mess got Romentum.

Barney: I just talked to Betty the cheerleading captain yesterday. She loved my bug collection. I'm gonna ask her to prom

Steve: Yeah. You got some serious romentum.

by johnny mnemonic December 6, 2012