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Rescue Rita

Steals people's dogs when their level of care does not reach her expectations, yet her own dogs haven't been vaccinated. Thinks she is above the law. Is usually found on Facebook declaring some war on a random person with a lost dog. Is known for sayings like "just take the dog and take it to a shelter" "steal it and say you don't know" "don't give him his dog back" (the last statement usually after she steals the dog and has a friend take it to the shelter). She is often found bashing local law enforcement, especially humane officers and dog wardens because she thinks they aren't doing their jobs. She has never volunteered a day in an animal shelter, but is so quick to tell a shelter employee that they don't know how to care for an animal.
The entire county suffered because of one crazy Rescue Rita
by Rebecca Roadkill March 5, 2020
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Rita

The kind of woman who makes you cry and beg for more, big tits and bigger ass, black long hair this lady is fiiiiineee, she has a beautiful smile and penetrating brown eyes.

Rita is a true Lady, very independent , she is very straightforward and truthful, everyone loves her and wants to be around her, although she is mostly humble she is quite aware of her beauty and traits.

She is kind, loyal and always ready to help those in need, she does many things at the same time but always finds time for her friends and family.

She can't stand liars and hypocrites.

She is the perfect woman to get married and have kids.

An Unforgettable woman.
Guy 1: Have you seen Rita?
Guy 2: No but I wish.
Guy 1: Who ever is dating her is so lucky.
Guy 2: I wish it was me…
by TristanT November 21, 2021
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Rita

Rita is a NERD
by FunkeMonke69420 April 9, 2023
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Rita

Rita is a beautiful lady who is in love with a boy named noam
Wow look at that girl she's such a Rita
by Balfbrnt November 21, 2021
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Ritas

When you and a friend or stranger bang to different girls in the same bed with you backs touching one and other
Joe and Ronny pulled a ritas on those two chicks the other night
by Duckingsick June 3, 2018
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St Rita

St Rita is a school in the "beautiful" southside of Chicago. There's really not much to say about Rita men other than the fact that they think they are the Gucci of the catholic league when they are really the goodwill.
St. Rita Man #1: God we should've gone to Providence
St. Rita Man #2: Ya St Rita is so dust but at least we are SOUTH SIDE
by RITAwasAwhore November 8, 2021
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