Ringo

A Ringo is someone in a group of friends who is typically the butt of every joke, the victim of every prank, and generally constantly made fun of, but is always kept in the friend group for these purposes (e.g. the group's punching bag). There is usually only one Ringo per group.

Derived from the popular British band, The Beatles, whose drummer (Ringo Starr) was constantly joked about and pranked by people both within and outside the band. Not to be confused with a group's Yoko Ono.

We always bring our Ringo, Matt, with us on road trips. We shove scrambled eggs in his pants every morning, and he never sees it coming.

by AstroPooper May 4, 2010

ringosexual

To be sexually attracted to a very sexy Ringo Starr.

bob:Did she just say she wanted to rape Ringo?
bill: Yeah she is Ringosexual.

by nancy shears October 9, 2008

Bored of the Rings

What happens to you after watching a certain movie trilogy one too many times.

Sir Ian can blow it out his ass. I am now Bored of the Rings.

by scut monkey August 11, 2009

Porn of the Rings

Alternate title for the steamy HBO sendup of George R Martin's beloved book Game of Thrones. The first in the sexy Songs of Fire and Ice series.

Jen: "What do you think of HBO's new series Game of Thrones?"

Andi: "You mearn Porn of the Rings? I love it!"

by apocolypto122112 May 21, 2011

Ringside

The best seats / place available.

"Yo, you goin to that chicks party this weekend???"
-"Don't worry dawg, I'll be there Ringside"

"Y'all think Lloyd gonna show up?"
-"Man he told me he's gonna be Ringside"

by prettyboyfloyd November 22, 2007

split the rings

v. The act of throwing a curling rock into the central house to score a deuce. Similar to throwing a perfect game in baseball, or scoring a hat trick in cricket only not so rare or difficult, or exciting to watch. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada and rural Sweden.

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Hey! Don't switch the channel! The thermal-boy was about to split the rings.

Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.

by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012

Olympic Rings Sex Challenge

A sexual challenge where each ring colour represents a different activity:

Blue: Sex in water
Red: Sex on her period
Black: Anal Sex
Green: Sex outside
Yellow: Sex involving urine

Me and the girlfriend wanted to spice up our relationship, so we attempted the olympic rings sex challenge

by shukii June 28, 2010