Retardick

A penis or other testicular object that has little or no growth and/or hardness whatsoever, even when it has received exposure to sexual preferences and/or genital stimulation.

Boy: "I was tryna get up on some girl she said my game was fairly good and she let me get a feel up so i can get horny but when i whipped out on her she saw that i was just four inches long... I checked with the doctor the next day to see about this problem and he told me that i have a really bad case of retardick and he told me i had to take these (viagra) every day." Man: "Boy you really do have a retarded functioning ass dick, Retardick." (no homo just keepin it real) "And I can hardly believe that we was born on the same year cuz where I was coming up from we never had any retardicks in our family real talk."

by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010

Retardest

A fuckin dumbass would say this

Thats the most retardest thing I’ve ever herd

by Jooosh December 7, 2018

Retardical

A act of retardedness that is so retarded it is purely radical.

*Man shits on car cuz fuck
Dammmn that was retardical

by Pornokingkonggong April 4, 2015

Retardicle Question

When someone asks a rhetorical question so stupidly obvious that by the time they've finished asking it, they've already answered it.

Nick rang me this morning and asked yet another retardicle question. Needless to say, he felt stupid after that.

by iDazign January 25, 2018

Retardation

Someone or something that is so goddamn stupid that anything that comes out of their mouth drains your brain cells.

Someone having to look up retardation on the Urban Dictionary is absolute retardation.

by atomic07 May 8, 2019

Retardatious

If something you are doing is retarded then it is Retardatious.

You: Why are you wearing a Thomas the Tank Engine costume.
Me: Because its Retardatious

by Heyitzimy April 7, 2019

Retardial

Dumb child from Generation Z. (Also known as 'Zoomer')

Retardial: 'Oh nooo, I'm banned from fortnite!' (Cries like a new born baby)
Boomer/Millennial: 'Ok retardial.'

Retardial: 'We need to save the climate, so I'm not going to school!'
Boomer/Millennial: 'Ok retardial.'

by JCFlyingDutchman November 20, 2019