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Long Distance Realationship

The beginning of a very long break up.
"Caleb is leaving for college, him and Joy are planning on having a long distance realationship"
by joynessrocks August 10, 2009
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realationship

An offline relationship in reality in defiance of social networking in virtual reality.
We now have a realationship after having had a fleeting online relationship.
by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008
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ReFlab

After a meth, crack or heroin addict gets off habitual drug use, they gain a lot of weight in a hurry because the drug and not eating has slowed their metabolism down. Since their muscles have also deteriorated from this habit, they get a lot of untoned fat: ReFlab.
"First I went to Rehab, now I've gone to ReFlab!"
"ReFlab is one of the leading causes that Americans are so fat."
"I used to be an athlete, but my body went to ReFlab after I was bedridden for six months."
"If I moved back in with my parents, I would begin to ReFlab because of my mom's cooking."
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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Reklats

Reklats as the name suggests a backward stalker.

Someone who tries too hard to be clever as a forum bully or stalker but usually fails monumentally, then back pedals furiously which only makes them look like a bigger twat.

Will only post in other peoples threads as they lack the ability of creativity and cannot have original ideas of their own (probably from birth or bad accident maybe trauma by sharting next to someone they wanted a relation with.)

As a loner and unliked by many, their only out source of enjoyment is to try and belittle other people in online forums as in real life they tend to get picked on - even by the old and infirm so they dont venture outside much.

Accordingly, all the phrases they use are stolen from films, books or other peoples posts, then they try and palm them off as theirs.

Rumoured to be similar to a shart with the addition of pissing themselves at the same time, as in they loose all bodily control meeting the opposite sex.
1. I see my post has been hijacked by a reklats, what a catalaw.
2. Fuck me he is such a dumb idiot his Mum and Dad must be brother and sister to produce such a reklats, no wonder why they have platform shoes, its to stop their knuckles scraping the ground.
3. Look over there, that sad twat all by himself why are they alone ? Well if he wasnt such a reklats he'd have a real friend or two.
by ForumShadow November 11, 2009
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relaidsionship

Re-LAID-sionship.
When someones in a relationship, or a friends with benefits situation, and it seems as if the only thing holding the two people together is the sexual relations, versus the two people just enjoying each others company with sexual relations as an extra bonus.
girl #1: Me and Johnny just got back from another night in bed.

girl #2: Was it totally romantic?

girl #1: No, it's more like a relaidsionship. There isn't much chemistry outside of the bedroom.
by Ellie Arbor November 13, 2009
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reflaketion

A mirror check made by a dandruff shampoo user to check for flake elimination.
Brittany made a reflaketion check in the hall mirror for dandruff flakes on her black sweater before leaving for the night.
by Bambi Berkowicz October 26, 2010
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relapes

The action taken by someone when they return to anything that is not good for them.
Drugs, an abusive relationship, jail, Satan!!! (you get the picture)
by Darryl June 26, 2004
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