relationship vulture

This describes the person that, rather than pursue a relationship of their own, wait for a friend to get out of a bad relationship and then swoop in take advantage of a vulnerable and single state.
He is a relationship vulture, eating at the carcass of her deceased relationship.
by lolweird February 25, 2018
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relationship felon

1. A person who repeatedly breaks the rules of engagement when romantically involved (i.e., cheats, lies, steals, beats, etc.).

2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.
Tammy seems to attract nothing but relationship felons who end up treating her like dirt.
by Lolita Files May 07, 2007
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relationship gut

The process in which after being in a relationship for a certain amount of time, you let certain physical aspects of your appearance go.
Jim: Joe's gained a bit of weight ever since he locked in his girlfriend.

Matt:Hes getting a little bit of a relationship gut. I hear he doesnt manscape as often now either.
by ooberhack3r December 01, 2009
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abusive relationship

A relationship where your other half is constantly attacking or harrasing you.
Bro I'm in an abusive relationship with Emma
by Hurelo February 17, 2020
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textual relationship

A relationship based solely on text messaging--much like any good relationship based on solely on sex.
Friend: I see her looking at you . . . are you hittin' that yet?

Me: Nah, it's purely a textual relationship.
by Billdo. March 28, 2007
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Relationship Goals

A couple who are the best couple out there. They are the power couple. Everyone wants to be like them.
Girl to boyfriend: Why can't we have a relationship like Jessica and William?!!?

Boyfriend: Psh those are unrealistic relationship goals they're too perfect.
by Pshyouknowitsthetruth September 26, 2015
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