Chlamidid Relationship

A relationship in which two people are connected through a mutual sexual disease, usually obtained through the whoreish actions of one partner.

"She said come over, but I told her I don't have time for a chlamidid relationship."

by KrisKetchup December 12, 2012

covidded relationship

When two people are sheltering in place together, they are in a covidded relationship.

“When John and Ethan became roommates a few months ago they never realized because of the pandemic they would be in a serious and covidded relationship.”

by Atomicfiretruck April 18, 2020

relationship felon

1. A person who repeatedly breaks the rules of engagement when romantically involved (i.e., cheats, lies, steals, beats, etc.).

2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.

Tammy seems to attract nothing but relationship felons who end up treating her like dirt.

by Lolita Files December 26, 2008

relationship gut

The process in which after being in a relationship for a certain amount of time, you let certain physical aspects of your appearance go.

Jim: Joe's gained a bit of weight ever since he locked in his girlfriend.

Matt:Hes getting a little bit of a relationship gut. I hear he doesnt manscape as often now either.

by ooberhack3r December 1, 2009

abusive relationship

A relationship where your other half is constantly attacking or harrasing you.

Bro I'm in an abusive relationship with Emma

by Hurelo February 17, 2020

textual relationship

A relationship based solely on text messaging--much like any good relationship based on solely on sex.

Friend: I see her looking at you . . . are you hittin' that yet?

Me: Nah, it's purely a textual relationship.

by Billdo. April 2, 2007

Relationship Goals

A couple who are the best couple out there. They are the power couple. Everyone wants to be like them.

Girl to boyfriend: Why can't we have a relationship like Jessica and William?!!?

Boyfriend: Psh those are unrealistic relationship goals they're too perfect.

by Pshyouknowitsthetruth November 9, 2015