Interspecies relationship

Sounds more sophisticated than beastiality.

John was in an interspecies relationship with a fiery female hyena.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2017

relationship vulture

This describes the person that, rather than pursue a relationship of their own, wait for a friend to get out of a bad relationship and then swoop in take advantage of a vulnerable and single state.

He is a relationship vulture, eating at the carcass of her deceased relationship.

by lolweird February 25, 2018

Chlamidid Relationship

A relationship in which two people are connected through a mutual sexual disease, usually obtained through the whoreish actions of one partner.

"She said come over, but I told her I don't have time for a chlamidid relationship."

by KrisKetchup December 12, 2012

relationship gut

The process in which after being in a relationship for a certain amount of time, you let certain physical aspects of your appearance go.

Jim: Joe's gained a bit of weight ever since he locked in his girlfriend.

Matt:Hes getting a little bit of a relationship gut. I hear he doesnt manscape as often now either.

by ooberhack3r December 1, 2009

abusive relationship

A relationship where your other half is constantly attacking or harrasing you.

Bro I'm in an abusive relationship with Emma

by Hurelo February 17, 2020

textual relationship

A relationship based solely on text messaging--much like any good relationship based on solely on sex.

Friend: I see her looking at you . . . are you hittin' that yet?

Me: Nah, it's purely a textual relationship.

by Billdo. April 2, 2007

Relationship Goals

A couple who are the best couple out there. They are the power couple. Everyone wants to be like them.

Girl to boyfriend: Why can't we have a relationship like Jessica and William?!!?

Boyfriend: Psh those are unrealistic relationship goals they're too perfect.

by Pshyouknowitsthetruth November 9, 2015