13 reasons why

A terrible show that portrays suicide as a quirky personality trait and extremely unlikable characters and tonnes of shitty teen drama

Teen girl:13 reasons why is a great show
Rational people:you clearly don’t have taste in shows

by Fuck13ReasonsWhy February 21, 2021

My gf told me to post this for some reason

Idk why

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

by Thick February 8, 2018

big tits for no reason

When a woman has desirable breasts but a face that is so unappealing that nobody would want to have sex with her.

Bob: Man, Jessica thinks she can get any guy she wants
Bill: Yeah, she has big tits for no reason

by Manginacus December 18, 2010

reasil

Noun
1. An extremely deformed and rabid breed of mammal, known to live underground, frequently below objects yellow in color.
2. A retarded dinosaur.
3. One hell of a screenname.
4. Somebody that really likes yellow.
Adj.
1. Of a retarded, deformed, or mutated state.
2. Incredibly stupid. Incredibly.

Noun: "Oh man, theres a friggin huge reasil under my fridge, dude!" "Is your fridge yellow?" "Well... yeah..." "You had it coming then."
Adj.
"Dude, your house is hella reasil. Why does it have to be so reasil all the time? You really need to fix this place up."

by Jeff October 26, 2003

reasonable squeeze

A professional ultimate frisbee team, consisting only of homosexual members.

Hey man, have you heard of reasonable squeeze? We should join.

by jabooty slayer March 19, 2022

(redacted)

A saying what people say when they (redacted). Mostly used in (redacted) situations. (redacted) people also use it.

"Cool? More like (redacted)"

"Hey I really like anime"

"Anime more like (redacted) "

by X-T UN May 4, 2022

dire reasons.com

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of the body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't very pretty!

by chrism July 4, 2004