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Rectum-fish

A suprisingly large gruesome parasite that situates itself on the overhanging skin of a persons arsehole. It lives off the juices slowly secreated through the bumhole, and its lifespan it approximatly 7.6 years! Being harmless itself, a rectum-fish can however, cause accute discomfort to its host, if it has been sitting down for long periods of time, as this restricts it's oxygen supply, making it squirm.
Man: I gotta go to the doctors' later today, I've gotta a bitch of a Rectum-fish sucking out my guts.
by Mr.Pete December 3, 2007
mugGet the Rectum-fishmug.

Rectum Invasion

When something is inserted into the asshole of a living being against their own will.
I gave my chick a Rectum Invasion
by Andy July 18, 2004
mugGet the Rectum Invasionmug.

rectum ripper

A huge penis that tears the other persons ass causing them to bleed.
That guys penis was sooooo huge that that rectum ripper tore me in two. I couldn't walk right for a week!
by willie989 January 18, 2010
mugGet the rectum rippermug.

Rectum Rodeo

Insult to a gay who like riding arse
colon cowboy
by Online Mafia August 6, 2003
mugGet the Rectum Rodeomug.

pullus rectum

When you answer a question and your answer seems like you pulled the answer out of your ass.
I did not know the answer to I just pulled something out of my ass and practiced Pullus Rectum
by MrMontana June 27, 2016
mugGet the pullus rectummug.

Rectum Ruiner

Similar to a Shit Stabber however these kind of homo's ruin the rectum region.
Alan: Was that alright for you?

Eric: Orrr nooo your such a rectum ruiner... i'll be shitting for days!!
by Eric The Bandit January 3, 2012
mugGet the Rectum Ruinermug.

Lagoon rectum

A more formal alternative to the term "swamp ass"
Hey man you got some of that swamp ass

Nah man were in public it is lagoon rectum
by Jara42274 March 13, 2018
mugGet the Lagoon rectummug.

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