Rectum-fish

A suprisingly large gruesome parasite that situates itself on the overhanging skin of a persons arsehole. It lives off the juices slowly secreated through the bumhole, and its lifespan it approximatly 7.6 years! Being harmless itself, a rectum-fish can however, cause accute discomfort to its host, if it has been sitting down for long periods of time, as this restricts it's oxygen supply, making it squirm.

Man: I gotta go to the doctors' later today, I've gotta a bitch of a Rectum-fish sucking out my guts.

by Mr.Pete December 3, 2007

Rectum Invasion

When something is inserted into the asshole of a living being against their own will.

I gave my chick a Rectum Invasion

by Andy July 18, 2004

rectum ripper

A huge penis that tears the other persons ass causing them to bleed.

That guys penis was sooooo huge that that rectum ripper tore me in two. I couldn't walk right for a week!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

Rectum Rodeo

Insult to a gay who like riding arse
colon cowboy

Rahali likes it Rectum Rodeo Style

by Online Mafia August 6, 2003

pullus rectum

When you answer a question and your answer seems like you pulled the answer out of your ass.

I did not know the answer to I just pulled something out of my ass and practiced Pullus Rectum

by MrMontana June 27, 2016

Rectum Dragon

A way of describing an uncomfortable and fiery sensation of the rectum.

I did anal with the girl I met at the bars this past weekend and totally left her with a rectum dragon.

by Cunt Wizard December 10, 2014

rectum face

Method of capital punishment in some jurisdictions. Involves the mutant known as Rectum Face eating you alive from the rectum on his face. Usually accompanied by disturbing sounds.

Josh got capital punishment by Rectum Face for poking Jacob

by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014