by smokie mcpot March 28, 2003
Get the rectal rootermug. After a night of top ramen, whiskey,pbr and 16th st. coke I suffered a rectal sunami.when your on the toilet and it shoots out and coats the whole bowl to the rim. your clinching your cheeks tight while trying to get to the john and it blows right through. you think your just going to fart but it blast all over your pant, ass and legs.
by Scum i am October 2, 2007
Get the Rectal sunamimug. Wow. Ken just ripped of three in a row while explaining VPN procedures to Mike. That's the worst case of Rectal Tourettes that I've ever seen!
by StunnedMonkey June 23, 2011
Get the Rectal Tourettesmug. A sexual euphemism used by homosexuals in reference to anal sex.
A device inserted into the anus to measure the temperature of the human body.
A device inserted into the anus to measure the temperature of the human body.
Example: 1)
Leslie: <lisp> I think I have a fever. </lisp>
Weslie: <lisp> Let's have a look see. I'll whip out my "rectal thermometer". </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp> OHHHHH GOOODIE I was hoping you'd say that!!!!</lisp>
Example:2)
Weslie: <lisp>Ohhhh...I think I have a fever. </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp> ALRIGHT!!! It's my turn to whip out the ‘ol "rectal thermometer". </lisp>
Weslie: <lisp>No, I'm not feeling well; I need the real rectal thermometer! </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp>DAMN!!!! </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp> I think I have a fever. </lisp>
Weslie: <lisp> Let's have a look see. I'll whip out my "rectal thermometer". </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp> OHHHHH GOOODIE I was hoping you'd say that!!!!</lisp>
Example:2)
Weslie: <lisp>Ohhhh...I think I have a fever. </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp> ALRIGHT!!! It's my turn to whip out the ‘ol "rectal thermometer". </lisp>
Weslie: <lisp>No, I'm not feeling well; I need the real rectal thermometer! </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp>DAMN!!!! </lisp>
by fagsRgay January 13, 2009
Get the rectal thermometermug. 1. One who engages in the act of roving in someones anus, usually with the use of their pork sword.
2. Slang term for the instuments used in a proctologists office
2. Slang term for the instuments used in a proctologists office
1. "Man, last night I fucked your mom in the ass. I roved around in her rectum for three hours!"
2. "Did you see the assortment of rectal rovers that fucker wanted to feed up my grease pipe?"
2. "Did you see the assortment of rectal rovers that fucker wanted to feed up my grease pipe?"
by Doctor Bong May 15, 2006
Get the Rectal Rovermug. Once you've "finished" on the vaginal crease. The cum runs down your legs/thighs, and feels like a bug crawling down you.
by Kung Pao Dickin' April 18, 2015
Get the Rectal Spidermug. Owls that go into your butt.
It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.
While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.
It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.
While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.
by PsymonSez June 12, 2014
Get the rectal owlsmug.