by smokie mcpot March 28, 2003
Get the rectal rootermug. Wow. Ken just ripped of three in a row while explaining VPN procedures to Mike. That's the worst case of Rectal Tourettes that I've ever seen!
by StunnedMonkey June 23, 2011
Get the Rectal Tourettesmug. After a night of top ramen, whiskey,pbr and 16th st. coke I suffered a rectal sunami.when your on the toilet and it shoots out and coats the whole bowl to the rim. your clinching your cheeks tight while trying to get to the john and it blows right through. you think your just going to fart but it blast all over your pant, ass and legs.
by Scum i am October 2, 2007
Get the Rectal sunamimug. A sexual euphemism used by homosexuals in reference to anal sex.
A device inserted into the anus to measure the temperature of the human body.
A device inserted into the anus to measure the temperature of the human body.
Example: 1)
Leslie: <lisp> I think I have a fever. </lisp>
Weslie: <lisp> Let's have a look see. I'll whip out my "rectal thermometer". </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp> OHHHHH GOOODIE I was hoping you'd say that!!!!</lisp>
Example:2)
Weslie: <lisp>Ohhhh...I think I have a fever. </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp> ALRIGHT!!! It's my turn to whip out the ‘ol "rectal thermometer". </lisp>
Weslie: <lisp>No, I'm not feeling well; I need the real rectal thermometer! </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp>DAMN!!!! </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp> I think I have a fever. </lisp>
Weslie: <lisp> Let's have a look see. I'll whip out my "rectal thermometer". </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp> OHHHHH GOOODIE I was hoping you'd say that!!!!</lisp>
Example:2)
Weslie: <lisp>Ohhhh...I think I have a fever. </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp> ALRIGHT!!! It's my turn to whip out the ‘ol "rectal thermometer". </lisp>
Weslie: <lisp>No, I'm not feeling well; I need the real rectal thermometer! </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp>DAMN!!!! </lisp>
by fagsRgay January 13, 2009
Get the rectal thermometermug. The process of having an ozone producing device inserted in the anus, in hope of health benefits. Subsequent farts after using such a device.
Gwyneth shoved an ozone dildo up her ass in order to boost her oxygen levels. More like increasing her rectal ozone pleasure levels.
by Sambiase March 17, 2023
Get the rectal ozonemug. The act of profusely blowing diarrhea out of one's asshole. This may be due to many things such as being sick or hung over.
Rectal Vomit is basically projectile diarrhea. Not pretty.
Rectal Vomit is basically projectile diarrhea. Not pretty.
Ex1: After a long, hard night of rough anal sex Jackie had to run to the toilet and blow out some rectal vomit.
Ex2: Sam drank so much beer and ate so much smoked sausage last night that when he woke up this morning he blew rectal vomit all over his new bed sheets.
Ex2: Sam drank so much beer and ate so much smoked sausage last night that when he woke up this morning he blew rectal vomit all over his new bed sheets.
by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014
Get the Rectal Vomitmug. An uncontrollable single wave of diarrhea exiting out of the sufferer's rectum with intense and potentially destructive force.
"Is she okay? I heard a disturbing noise coming from the bathroom. I think the grande burrito she ate may have triggered a rectal tsunami. I hope the toilet is okay."
by SmashieSnout May 31, 2012
Get the Rectal tsunamimug.