Rear Gunners Thumbs

Describes a lady with large erect nipples, see also chapel hat pegs, Adidas heel studs, pigmy's cocks.

Jesus Christ have you seen her nipples, they're like rear gunners thumbs!

by cheesey February 13, 2004

coming up the rear

When you ejaculate during anal and you pull out then drag your penis all the way up your partners ass

I was coming up the rear last night

by Comin up-that rear March 18, 2016

Rear Flank Downdraft

To cum in a girl's ass. Originally a meteorological term, meaning in a supercell thunderstorm, an area of dry air that wraps around the back end of a mesocyclone.

Guy 1: Boy, I sure like that girl Brandi! I'd like to give her a rear flank downdraft.

Guy 2: Ya me too man.

by 212crank530 January 01, 2011

Rear Naked Unicorn

A man performing anal sex with his wife, while she is in the reverse cowgirl position and without it having to be his birthday. Very mystic ,mythical and rare!

"Dude, how was your weekend?"

"Awesome! Had sex with the Wife and finished her off with the
Rear Naked Unicorn!"

by GeoGuyofSanPedro August 23, 2010

Rear-Ended Nuke

an Extremely Painful, often spicy feeling Poop

oh god, that was so painful, i just a Total Rear-Ended Nuke there, ahh god it was so painful

by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 12, 2020

Rear End Alignment

Unlike a Front End Alignment on an automobile, a Rear End Alignment is an ass kicking.

Bryan has quite the tude today, I think he might need a rear end alignment.

by almoore September 24, 2009

Rear-View Stalker

That guy in the car in the front seat who keeps looking at you through the rear-view mirror.

"I can't sleep, that rear-view stalker keeps looking at me!"

by IsRyn1234 May 16, 2016